You may remember me saying I'd a load of dance records at my house which I promised to help value.
Chap said I could keep them last night, isn't that nice?

I've removed the 1988 acid records which I want, and now have about 150 tedious techno records to my name, does anyone want them?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:08, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No

( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

YES PLEASE¡

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)

OK NO PROBLEM!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Can I play them on my iPod?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I wouldn't recommend it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)

What would be your top recommendation for Monday morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)

DYAAKY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I thougt this might be the case

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Top recommendations would be:
Coffee
Bacon
Wank
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Coffee yes, bacon no more likely shreddies, wank of course

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Whatever floats your boat, scatman

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)

How exactly is he supposed to kill himself with those three?
It'll take AGES and quite frankly I can't wait that long.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Shove bacon sarnie down throat, have dangerwank
Pour coffee over face at vinegar strokes, leading to sharp intake of breath and death due to bacon related blockage
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Stranglewank, ground glass in the coffee and stranglebacon as well.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)

stranglebacon FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Can you not flog them on eBay or something?
Free MONEYS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I may sell them as a job lot to some poor cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Gumtree or loot are your best bet, avoids postage as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

He should sell them to Dozy, he'll lap that shit up
They'll look well good next to his Scooter and Vengaboys LPs
( Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I don't play techno, soz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Good thinking, Nakey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Got any 2 Unlimited?

( Peej, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

No no, no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Gareth Gate's less successzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Peej, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)