There's this kid on here called Agnostic Antichrist, he does a very good impression of being a chav

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:33, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I am shocked and appalled, I thought this place did a good job of weeding out the chavs and their impressionists.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

if it looks, sounds, and acts like a chav
it's a congleton chav
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

ALSO AA HAS JUST DELETED HIS QOTW STORY DETAILING HIS CHAVVY STEALING
HIS MOTHER WILL BE TURNING IN HER GRAVE !!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Oh dear. Not another deletion.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

IT'S OK IT'S BACK AGAIN, AA MADE THE CRUCIAL FIRST MISTAKE OF SAYING IT WAS ON THE PEAROAST TIP

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

*removes peas from oven*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Nah, but we manage to drag in the spastics like Rory.
I posted a story (that I've since removed, I'll admit I misjudged) showing a way of saving cash at the cinema. Someone pointed out it was shoplifting, they had a fair point, I removed it.

It's an interesting observation that the last time I posted it, others thought it was a good idea. Ah well, things change.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:42, Reply)

haha
prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

bOOhOO you deleted you massive gay
your polyester tracksuit stinks
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

We have to excuse Rory,
the childhood sexual abuse really messed him up. "Daddy's special bathtimes" were a particular nightmare. He's more to be pitied than scolded.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)

has he upset you too?
or are you defending criminals?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)

The latter.
He's no criminal, just misunderstood.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:08, Reply)

i think that i read somewhere that if your mum passes away when you're little
you're 80% more likely to grow up to be a criminal
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

alot of AA's posts are criminally bad for instance

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)