Here you go folks. A sweaty handed one from 2009.
Hullo you sweet young thing
Fancy a date with a REAL man?
A real OLD man?
I could perve you up really good, I could.
And to paraphrase Rolf, "Do you know who it is yet?"
No more clues, but don't tell anyone who I am. This persona could be fun.
(Donkey Hotay Tilting At Windmills Since, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:51)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:41, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Could be Noel, but needs more racism

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Nope.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:44, Reply)

In what way is Noel racist? Have I missed something?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)

He's listed as a fan of the EDL on his facebook

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I heard that he punched a Pakistani for being too inefficient.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Oh yeah, that was me.
Soz.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)

It's true - he sent virtually the same message to me when I joined.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)

I do it to a lot of people
Don't feel special, treacle.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Heartbreaker.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)

He wishes.
It was Porkylips.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I don't know who that is.
But a quick search reveals a very sexy profile pic: b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=58722
I can see why you were unable to resist his charms (I'm assuming you didn't resist, here)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)

it was a horrified kind of laughter.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:57, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA

( Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)

He was a weirdo.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Nup. Not him either.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)

"I could perve you up really good"
*Adds that to the b3tan book of dating I'm writing*
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)