well you've posted so many fecking responses that you were bound to be right at some point. Dr Who is entertaining.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:12, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

+ when he is giving me a prostate exam with his "sonic screwdriver"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)

b + ertaining
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I think 'bentertaining' could have worked

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Well Foxtrot's got a job hasn't he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)

I hope your kid get's into Dr Who or something else you hate. Which to be fair is everything so I look forward to hearing about how you had to watch Elmo in Funland* four times on the bounce.

*dire in every way.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)

I had to see the latest Muppet film.
It was fucking gash. Luckily she's getting properly into Noggin the Nog which I approve of more heartily than I can put into words.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)

That was pretty shit wasn't it. Did she like her Pugwash gear?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Birthday is on Sunday.
I will let you know.

Her mother was telling me today that my daughter doesn't like it when I come to see her. The fucking bitch - I know this isn't true but it's a depressing development. Outright lies is a new one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:25, Reply)

She probably just hates it when you leave
Listen to your daughter, children are terribly honest!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)

We have a right laugh. Her mother is just being extra cunty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Some people are just cunts and there is absolutely nothing you can do to change it. There is no way in hell that the kid doesn't like seeing you. I hope you keep a record of all her taunts and spiteful comments.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)

All texts are backed up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)

None of us like it when you're around.
That is a fucking horrible lie to tell a parent though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)