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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Close your gaz box, keep that shit to yourself.
So this has been the longest financial 'pinch' since the 1920's according to Radio 4. Is your bank balance noticeably shitter than it was ten years ago? Those who have joined the job market for the first time in this period, what's it been like for you?

Alt: Who was the best Doctor?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:44, 163 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
11th doctor. Hands down.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
He is good, Steven Moffat is shit though and the last series was a bit wank.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
you shut your stupid face.
Right shitfucks, I'm going to try to sleep, it's nearly 2 am. I am TIRED. kthxbai.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Dr. Who is gash and for nerd children in all it's incarnations
i hope this helps
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I am lucky in that my earnings have increased every year well above inflation since I began work.
I still want to earn more though, so I can retire early having set our family up properly and having paid for fees for decent schools etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Dre

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Man, I'd totally nearly forgotten about Dre.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
he's still representin' for the gangsters all across the world

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
someone has to, they are criminally under represented in the modern media

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Apparently people are under the erroneous impression
that he's found buyers for his entire collection of weapons
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Ahahahahahahahahaa
alt: Craig Colclough EDIT the real answer is Alimantado, but you don't know who he is.

EDIT 2: is that clearer, you mongols?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
I DO.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
hahaha.
I totally googled him though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
He was Ed's Meds for a bit, wasn't he?
We all know him, Monters you spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
who is he? What's Ed's meds?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I meant Dr Alimantado. I’d hope to be wrong but I know what you lot are like.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Not really, it's probably better. been some massive ups and downs in the intervening ten years though

Alt: Me
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
I have tripled my income in 7 years so no; the pinch only affects me in increased food and fuel prices etc
however I suspect thia is easily offset by low mortgage costs, also i got into oak flooring at just the right time.

Alt: Dr. Mark Sloan

EDIT: i should point out i was starting from a low base!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Sloan is such a manwhore.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
don't talk about Dick that way¬!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Alt: Crippen
My bank account is doing all right, even at London prices.

Fortunately I don't get invited out for drinks very often. *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Do you wanna meet me and Rory for a pint or two?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
That wetherspoons in ealing looks fab

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
i didn't even know there was one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
DO I !!!!
no
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)
we'll still have each other

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
There's talk of beer this weekend, day as yet agreed.
I shall advise.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Now that you mention it I am quite partial to beer

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
It's not great, more money coming in than ever before, more going out as well :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
people tend to spend whatever they earn, even if it rises

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I have found this too, and I'm not happy about it

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
simple answer is to skim off any excess you can at the beginning of the month into a seperate account
and don't tell anyone your pin number
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Soon as the overdraft is cleared, that's the plan
And I haven't since the last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)
that will never stop me mentioning it
have you and Rory kissed and made up?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
me and my nigger aa are always tight

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)
he'll be along any minute to back this up

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Poor Rory, rejected again

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:41, Reply)
he's only joking

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:55, Reply)
Rory you owe me a shirt

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)
To a point. If your income goes up more than inflation but costs only increase in line with inflation you can save / invest more.
However, given the current level of inflation the value of any increase in saving you make needs to be higher than inflation for this to work. HTH.

Alternatively, spend all you earn on enjoying yourself and then jump off Beachy Head.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:42, Reply)
Nope, mine has improved hugely.
Alt: Matt Smith is the best of the new doctors for me, but I couldn't comment on any of the old ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1668194
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I hate agreeing with you.
It makes me feel tainted in some way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I've been correct throughtout this entire thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I would make a joke about this causing a rift in the space/time continuum
but that might give the impression I'm one of these fucking space-flids and eff that, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

well you've posted so many fecking responses that you were bound to be right at some point. Dr Who is entertaining.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
+ when he is giving me a prostate exam with his "sonic screwdriver"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)

b + ertaining
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I think 'bentertaining' could have worked

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Well Foxtrot's got a job hasn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)

I hope your kid get's into Dr Who or something else you hate. Which to be fair is everything so I look forward to hearing about how you had to watch Elmo in Funland* four times on the bounce.

*dire in every way.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I had to see the latest Muppet film.
It was fucking gash. Luckily she's getting properly into Noggin the Nog which I approve of more heartily than I can put into words.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)

That was pretty shit wasn't it. Did she like her Pugwash gear?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Birthday is on Sunday.
I will let you know.

Her mother was telling me today that my daughter doesn't like it when I come to see her. The fucking bitch - I know this isn't true but it's a depressing development. Outright lies is a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:25, Reply)
She probably just hates it when you leave
Listen to your daughter, children are terribly honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
We have a right laugh. Her mother is just being extra cunty.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Some people are just cunts and there is absolutely nothing you can do to change it. There is no way in hell that the kid doesn't like seeing you. I hope you keep a record of all her taunts and spiteful comments.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)
All texts are backed up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)
None of us like it when you're around.
That is a fucking horrible lie to tell a parent though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)
A contribution so THRILLING it needs to be repeated.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
and again down there VV

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Baker was good. I think I became a student at the right time as my earnings were definitely decreasing when I made the decision.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1668194
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Dumbass.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)

s
+ r e
please
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
TBH although we've been in and out of recession for 4 years now
nothing really feels that different,, the way some commentators talk about it you'd expect mass rioting and the collapse of the fabric of society.

BROKEN BRITAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
Actually, my bank balance is better than it has been for a good ten years.

This is in no way related to my not being allowed an overdraft any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
As a society we've never had it so good
consumerism is at an all time high
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
we should spend our way out of the recession!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
stop paying for old people to live and reduce tax instead

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
someone on the radio insinuated that rather than have taxes on fatty foods and soft drinks, so that fatties that cost the NHS money with their diabetes and heart disease pay more
we should tax healthy people, because by living so long they are actually more expensive than fatties
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
there should be a Euthanasia programme for over 75's

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:25, Reply)
I support this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)
you've had your time, time to go, have some dignity about it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)
No one likes a shit-stained gran. Off you pop.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)
that's not strictly true, CQ does like the older lady

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:32, Reply)
That's why he grew that preposterous Wilf Lunn tache.
He's hoping that in their addled state they'll mistake him for Kitchener and nosh him off. Sadly the lithium gives him frightful erectile dysfunction so instead of that he takes them to a steampunk tea dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:34, Reply)
Not when you're 74* you won't.
*this comment ignores the fact that you'll be lucky to see 45.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:34, Reply)
we do need a mass euthanasia drive
i got stuck behind an old lady for 2 seconds on my way to work

bloody cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Had she? At her age?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)
She was leaving Milton Keynes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Ahhhhh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
that's what she said

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)
excellent work

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)
So are we going for drinks now?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)
You should stand for Parliament.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:32, Reply)

You tarmaccing a lot of drives then Rory?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
it's all about getting your mot 1 levels right

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)

Dirty boy
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Always hardcore eh Rory?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Fucking hell what a day.
Been in pure meetings. My banks ace as said above Deffo. better since the economy whent tits up.

Alt: Dr Beat miami sound machine
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)
Nobody cares what you have to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)
Lies on the internet
I care
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:05, Reply)
Is this another feud brewing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:07, Reply)
I really cannot be bothered.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:08, Reply)
Talking of bothered why aint you in Scottyland yet?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:14, Reply)
I really can't be bothered.
Using my time off to evaluate three different ideas for new businesses. Miss running my gig, but may still 'stay corporate'.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:17, Reply)
2 weeks off you retard.
Take the wife and the little one away, Work will wait.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is about planning for the long term, not a few days away when it's raining.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:25, Reply)
Just do a short break Eden Project..
Then Cheddar Gorge, the little one will love it.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:27, Reply)
Fuck off Judith Chalmers.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:32, Reply)
Hahahahaha
believe me they grow up fast make the most of it whilst you can
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:33, Reply)
Alt;
Fox
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Not a real doctor
Evening Jeff, I'm going to a 30th tonight, not sure I can deal with a Wednesday hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:51, Reply)
Gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)
You don't have to drink booze whilst you're there. You witless flid.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)
He's so fucking stupid.
God I hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)
He is such a twat. I may send a 'tweet' to Cr3 and ask him to ban the monstrous Bellend.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)
Gay

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)
Well don't drink too much.
Also, who arranges birthday drinks on a Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)
A female Obvs.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)
Somebody not confident enough about their own popularity to arrange it for a Friday or Saturday, as they fear people will have better things to do.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:59, Reply)
I'm sticking with "female"
Final answer
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)
*goes to check the calendar to see who has signed up for Sept bash*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)
Hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:03, Reply)
Of course female
Of course I shall drink
Of course I will moan about my hangover tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:05, Reply)
I knew it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:08, Reply)
But it's 'the actual day'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:10, Reply)
Only a female would pick a work night to drink.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:12, Reply)
alright flidbenders?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)
Quick Batts run for the hills.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:03, Reply)
Aint you scared that plum will bully you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:07, Reply)
But what's the alternative?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:08, Reply)
Medicine
No doctor's
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:10, Reply)
I fear nobody, particularly someone shorter than me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:09, Reply)
God don't start that shit again.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:11, Reply)
I don't bully anyone.
Quite the opposite in fact. I hate bullies.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:14, Reply)
Like a shaolin monk all cool calm and collected then................
SNAKE FIST, BAM
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:16, Reply)
Have you been mainlining Benylin again?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:20, Reply)
Thats for wimps I'm on the hard stuff now Vics Vapour Rub

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:21, Reply)
Bank balance is better than 10 years ago
Could be due to no dependant children any more and no longer being married.
Just sayin' like.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:26, Reply)
My kid drains my bank balance.
Always wanting
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:28, Reply)
Shit. You have a child? Who let you breed? The poor kid.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:33, Reply)
Bless.
I didn't realise I had to ask, he's 14 6'1" and may well be representing GB in various athletic and sporting events, all passed from my genes.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)
Well...
They've announced the paralympic team over the last 24 hours, if he hasn't heard yet, I fear he may have missed out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:49, Reply)
Nice one Jeff
First evening lol
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:50, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:54, Reply)
#}
window licking GB Champ.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:56, Reply)
I think Hartley Hare is the worst B3tan since spankyhanky
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:59, Reply)
No biggy.
I can take it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Don't stand for it! fight for your right to party!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous it's the Beastie Boys!
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)
I love the Beastie Boys so I hate Licence to Ill.
Just sayin'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)
I still have that LP

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)

And now they are friends. ThunderCunt, your work here is done.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)
"Thudercuntatalltimes"
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:10, Reply)
DO NOT ANGER THUNDERCUNT

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:11, Reply)
This gags been done by Voltan

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)
Rory you still owe me a shirt

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:13, Reply)
why do i owe you a shirt hartley hare

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:13, Reply)
Your post on QOTW
The copied one from AA, and the comments I spat coffee all down the front of my shirt, laughing that hard.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:15, Reply)
i don't like having to do these things, but internet justice must prevail

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)
B3tman
I had meetings most of the day, the coffee stains wouldn't help, Next even got my new shirt pressed.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)
the internet is full of strange and terrible admissions

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Stealing from the pick and mix, was kinda low,
But then again my having to shop at Next is just as bad.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:28, Reply)

Everything had been done.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:18, Reply)
you're like a 19th century artist in a Parisian cafe

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)

EATING ALL THE CAKES LOL
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:31, Reply)
THUNDAR THUNDAR THUNDER CUNT'S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What would cheatara say?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)
Prick off you bunch of paedocunts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)
i have more money as i was studebt 10 years ago.
Alt: Quinn medicine woman
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)

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