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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can imagine this is why he has such trouble with his bank accounts.
Bank Manager: Mr Boyce, you appear to have spent all your money on skag and dry meat, we'd like it back please.
Monty Boyce: I didn't do it all myself!
BM: Regardless of how the money was spent, we still want it back.
MB: I didn't do it all myself!
BM: Look Mr Boyce, I'm trying to be reasonable here, we already lent you a huge amount against the value of your flat and you promised you wouldn't spunk it up the wall.
MB: I didn't do it all myself!
BM: Look Mr Boyce, there has to be some way around this, what's going happen is that we're going to take all your money each month and then allow you a tiny amount to live on so that you feel humiliated in front of everyone you know for being such a financial flid. Goodbye!
MB: But, I didn't do it all myself!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
That's kind of insulting, but, oh whatever, a click is a click. Thanks buddy.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)
How does it smell you say? It smells awful, it died about three weeks ago and has been buried since then.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)
But not because it was funny.
It's because I'm a prick.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Annoyingly, if Coventry hadn't been destroyed during and post WW2, people wouldn't give a shit about York and you would probably have spent the weekend here instead, marvelling at what a beautiful mediaeval city it is.
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