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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So what do you reckon to Blair (allegedly) returning to domestic politics?
www.presstv.ir/detail/2012/07/11/250349/blair-faces-protest-against-his-return/

The stop the War lot think he's a twat. Agree? Disagree?
Alt, breakfast sandwiches, what'd you go for? Bacon and mushroom, thinking about it.
Alt alt, favourite hat? I got a trilby the other week, it's rarely left my head. Apart from showering and occasional sleep.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:07, 193 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
i'm pretty sure Flo Rida's 'Whistle Song' is even less subtle than Katy Perry's 'Peacock'

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
I used to wear a trilby.
Then I realised I looked a proper cunt and stopped that kind of behaviour.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)
And:
When I do wear a hat, it tends to be a baseball cap. But that's fairly rare these days.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
I hope you don't wear it backwards. Please god, tell me you don't.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)
peak sideways is worse

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
In fact, baseball caps in general are bad.
You make a good point.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
No he doesn't.
It's a shit point. Baseball caps are great for keeping the sun out of your eyes for example.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
or even worse
baseball cap under hoodie hood. Sure sign of a criminal ned/chav.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)
UNLESS
You have two peaked caps on at the same time, one facing in each directon, like on Wackaday.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Oh god no.
No. Never.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
hats are just ways for fat people to seem more interesting

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)
You mean something like:
"Look, I have got a personality, honest! See, my wacky hat choice means I am more than just a fatto!"?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
exactly, or baldies

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)
i bet you looked fedorable!

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
*wild applause*
Oh, well done!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)
i don't need you HATronising me

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Don't spoil it Q

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)
can't top that.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)
This is turning flat.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
i'm full to the brim of hat puns

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I think you may have peaked

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)
but i've got a whole bowler them left

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Nothing would surprise me....
I guess since Europe no longer has a vacancy for a President then the UK is a useful fallback?

alt: Bacon,egg and sausage ftw
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)
I think Blair is possibly the only man alive to be more smug than Vipros
Alt: Depends where I go, my current one is sausage, bacon, egg and cheese, but anywhere else, I tend to get sausage, bacon, egg, black pudding and mushrooms (if the mushrooms look good).

AltAlt: I don't wear hats.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)
That reads to me like:
"heart attack inna bun"
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)
It is, very much so
It's why I only have it every once in a while.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

every once in a while for breakfast, lunch and tea.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
I'd be the size of Al if I did that!
Embarrassingly, I did gain rather a chunk of weight over the weekend, back to fairly healthy eating again.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)
I have no cheese and sausage available, unfortunately.
Black pud is the food of kings.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
you fat shit

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Rare for me to get it, Q

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
i was talking about the sandwich

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
It's got to be an improvement on your 'baseball hat phase', and by that I mean you still look like a twat

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Good morning Rory.
How are you this morning? I am fine thanks.
It's "Diagnosis Murder" morning, nere at Pookie mansions, followed to a walk to the local shop and a bottle of wine. And a sit in the park.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Diagnosis Murder is fucking brilliant

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)
That's sweet, keep your mind active, that's the key. You must be the coolest loser in your street with your hat.
Pass on my regards to blaireau
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)
I wouldn't say loser, no,
but ta everso for the coolest comment.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
I don't know any middle aged virgins with no job living in a council block who could be described as 'a winner'
you must have some machismo going on there
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Lols.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Blair is an utter cunt
Breakfast sandwiches - HAH! At the Oxford services just yesterday, youngest daughter and I had a 'Breakfast bap' each - four items from the breakfast menu on a bap - and a coffee each (I had a large filter coffee, she had a large cappucino). The bill? Just under SIXTEEN FUCKING QUID! For 2 baps & 2 coffees. FFS.
Favourite hat? My dad's WW2 Gurkha felt.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Your Dad touched up a Nepalese pensioner? Fucking hell.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)
+so fucking sexy I spunked over the top of it

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I didn't think that we should have invaded Iraq
And I find it distasteful how much money Blair has made off the back of his political career.

Alt: Sandwiches are not for breakfast.

Altalt: I look like a twat if I wear a hat.
It's probably not the hat.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
He introduced the Human Rights laws....
Which his wife then made £££££ out of as a human rights lawyer, mostly during the government at taxpayers expense!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
His wife looks like a cartoon of Cruella De Ville

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
haha!
a perfect match.
*click*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Why aren't sandwiches for breakfast?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
He's veggie, they don't have any good breakfast sandwiches

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Breakfast should be a leisurely, civilised affair.
It should not be stuffed between two slices of bread before being stuffed unceremoniously into your fat face.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Egg and mushroom is a good sarnie
Not as good as bacon, but hey
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Don't get me wrong, I like a good omelette sarnie, but it's not something I'd do for breakfast.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Fuck, I'm starving now

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Blair looks slightly less manic these days than he did at the end of his tenure
He should just fuck off as he will have a heart attack if he comes back.

Alt:
Bacon, mushroom, egg, brown sauce + coffee = win

Alt Alt:
I own one hat. It is for use when holidaying abroad
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
A foreign hat?
One of those cool European ones ones?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zSRcFxZVAA
Fucking excellent band.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
*ponders*
I want one
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Their version of the Beatle's song is warped.
Excellent stuff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q5mlb3Bjzs&feature=related
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Blair is indeed a twat, anyone who says "God told him to invade Iraq" can fuck right off
Alt. Sausage at breakfast. I must be the only person in the world who feel bacon is overrated. Sure it smells amazing when its cooking but the taste is a let down.

Alt Alt, I don't wear hats because my hair is fabulous darling.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
The Sainsburys oak smoked posh bacon is lovely

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Wrong.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
he's just not cooking it right, AA
HE'S NOT COOKING IT RIGHT
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
i've written a letter to the cornish MP, phillie joe's gonna get his shit fucked up

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)
I prefer sausage to bacon also
STAY STRONG PJ.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
We know you prefer sausage
you big hairy gayer
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Hello everybody.
I got up half an hour ago.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
(knocks you back down again)

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
You ain't never gonna keep him down.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Oh man, I bet you had a whiskey drink.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)
and a lager drink, and a cider drink
I may need to ask scarpe for advice :(
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Well get back down again.
We don't serve your sort round here, pal.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
you're never gonna keep him down

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Trilbys (trilbies?) are gay, you are gay. GAY.
I feel slightly sorry for Tony Blair – he managed to negotiate the end of a hundred-year-old terrorist campaign on British soil, and all he’ll be remembered for is the old ‘WMDs’. He’s no better nor worse than any of the other cunts. Plus his wife mings HARD.

These are the best hats*:
www.golfapparelstores.com/kangol-hats/

*apart from SS ones, obv.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I do hope you are prepared for a downpour of "OMG TONY BLIAR" responses.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This doesn't mean I like the man, by the way.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Me neither.
I'm just not such naive prick as to hold him singlehandedly responsible for the bad shit he fronted, nor dimwitted enough to go along with the black and white cariacature of the fellow as utterly without merit.

To put it another way: 'GAY'
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)
My 'hatches' are fully 'battened down' in readiness
for the deluge of whiny middle-class student hand-wringing codswallop that is imminent.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
i like the way tony blair mimics jeremey beadle's hand movements when he speaks

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
As a massive pinko liberal I agree.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
He can't really take all the credit for that though.
It's true that his government did a lot of good for us, but as you say he will only really be remembered for being a war-mongerer. This is quite amusing though, as he was always concerned about how he will look in history books.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
He will look like a rictus-grin bum-fondler.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Or the dummy from the magic machine in Big

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I don't really see how he's given all the credit for the Iraq war.
The Iraqi regime could have stopped a war pretty sharpish.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
So could 'all the other UK politicians'
Blaming one person for it all is cretinous.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
I don't blame anyone for going to war against Iraq
I blame them for fucking it up.
But Saddam was the equivilent of the drunk in the corner of the pub saying *cough*cunt*cough* every time you walked past, someone was going to hit him eventually.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Quite so, unfashionable as it is to admit it.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)
It's not really, when that one person is the person in charge who makes the final decisions as to whether or not we'll go to war
and also doctored the evidence that was presented to the other MPs so that they would vote in line with his decision.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
He personally doctored the evidence?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Yes, he had some tippex and a black biro.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
What a cunt

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Yes Al, he was a LONE WOLF.
*belms*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)
No he wasn't Monty
but as the leader he gets to pick up the glory when things go right, but also has to carry the can when they don't, and since he had the final decision it does actually come down to him. I'm surprised you can't see this.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)
I can see why stupid people hold him solely responsible, yes.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
What's that coming over the hill?
Is it a ZING?
Is it a ZING?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)
No it's Monty thinking that saying the same thing over and over constitutes a debate
I can imagine this is why he has such trouble with his bank accounts.

Bank Manager: Mr Boyce, you appear to have spent all your money on skag and dry meat, we'd like it back please.
Monty Boyce: I didn't do it all myself!
BM: Regardless of how the money was spent, we still want it back.
MB: I didn't do it all myself!
BM: Look Mr Boyce, I'm trying to be reasonable here, we already lent you a huge amount against the value of your flat and you promised you wouldn't spunk it up the wall.
MB: I didn't do it all myself!
BM: Look Mr Boyce, there has to be some way around this, what's going happen is that we're going to take all your money each month and then allow you a tiny amount to live on so that you feel humiliated in front of everyone you know for being such a financial flid. Goodbye!
MB: But, I didn't do it all myself!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Have a click

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Oh, really? From you?
That's kind of insulting, but, oh whatever, a click is a click. Thanks buddy.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)
i didn't click it, i just wanted you to know that

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Never click my posts Quints
It'll be our "thing"
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)
i think i might have broken that thing a couple of times before

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Yeah, me too quints, me too.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)
say something funny
i promise i won't click it this time
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Hey Quints, my cat has no nose!
How does it smell you say? It smells awful, it died about three weeks ago and has been buried since then.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)
i'm not clicking this, but not because it wasn't funny

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)
I'm clicking this though.
But not because it was funny.
It's because I'm a prick.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This make you and Harters FRENDZ4LYF

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)
I drove past Coventry yesterday
and I thought of you.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)
You should've popped in for a pint - I probably wouldn't have stabbed you.
Annoyingly, if Coventry hadn't been destroyed during and post WW2, people wouldn't give a shit about York and you would probably have spent the weekend here instead, marvelling at what a beautiful mediaeval city it is.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
instead you've got concrete that only MK can dream of and twang club

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Like most of your posts Rory, this is depressingly true.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)
No, it's definitely a zing. You've made a mistake.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)
You're doing it again Monty, you really aren't helping your case here.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)
but he was the leader

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
You're thinking of Gary Glitter, here.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)
You wanna stop ganging up on him here?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)
i'm always thinking of gary glitter

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Reverse Paedo

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:59, Reply)
(backs up slowly)

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Hate always needs a figurehead.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Step forward Naked Ape
Your time is now
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
sometimes i feel unappreciated

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)
By denying that they had WMDs?
By allowing UN weapons inspections?
I thought that both of these things happened.
But also, Saddam Hussein wasn't particularly known for his rational behaviour.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
They did that at the last minute when they knew they were fucked.
They could have paid the War reparations to Quwait the UN told them to, sign a non agression pact with their neighbours, visibly reduce military spending and stop imprisioning so many of their own people.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Oh and stop supplying arms to whoever would pay.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Are those the arms which were originally supplied by us?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)
I'm not sticking up for the Iraqi regime.
But Hans Blix was pulled out of Iraq so that the Allies could invade.
Also, regime change is not a legal reason to start a war.
As you said up there though, history might have been kinder if they had carried it out more effectively. Winning the war itself was always going to be easy. It is mind boggling that no one considered the consequences.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Fluck you hans Blix

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Like most despots Saddam was OK while he was on "our side"
soon as he wasn't he suddenly became the enemy. See also Gaddafi, Idi Amin,etc. Plus the ones that go the other way.
One man's terrorist is someone else's freedom fighter.
If it's not about oil, but democracy, why haven't we invaded Zimbabwe?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)
'cos Mugabe will be dead in two years

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
And he looks like a black Hitler's Dad

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
That's so simplistic.
Politics is the art of the possible, especially so in international politics. If everyone didn't trade, meet or acknowledge the existance of any countrys rulers that we didn't agree with then the world would descend into another world war pretty quickly. Plus we need shit from them and they need stuff from us.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Diplomacy....
is the art of saying "nice doggie" whilst searching for a brick.
Forget who said that, but it sums it up nicely!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Barbara Woodhouse.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:21, Reply)
haha!
S-IT!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Very good!
click
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)
"Now take your country and bring it to heel".

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)

war- erer
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
He was and is an extremely good politician. .
having passed the stage of deliberate lies long ago and entered a state where he earnestly believes his lies to be the truth.
Unfortunately this is true of the majority of politicians these days.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
tONY b(L)IAR AND gORDON cLOWN R BAD MENZ !!!!!

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)
ZA-NU-LIAR-BOR-PF!!

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Not as bad as the ConDem government we have now.
We should get to see Nick Clegg get a pasting on Lords reform today.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)
He's a pathetic man.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)
I'm quite torn on this issue
it's nice seeing everything going horribly tits up for Cameron and Clegg, but on the other hand, the Lords does need reforming and I really hate the parliamentary argument of "we don't have time at the moment" since if you have lots of stuff to do, then you should just stay on at work longer like every other normal person does.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:20, Reply)
I'm quite concerned to be on the side of some Tory backbenchers on this.
Reform, yes.
Ill-thought out reform, no.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)
That's not what the backbenchers are whining about though, they actually don't want any reform, and they refuse to engage in any consideration of how it might be done well.
So they are basically just whiny cunts.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)
SO AM I!!!

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)
All MPs are whiny cunts
All the "rarr-rarr-rarr" shite when people are talking is fucking embarrasing
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)
I make those noises when posting on here.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
ORDER

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Pint of bitter please

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)
*headbutts*
That's how MP's do it, isn't it?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
bit early isn't it 'Scarpe'?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This isn't Twitter
#bent #spastic
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
ninja cunt

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)
I shifted expectations

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)
@tack!

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)
They should change it back to hereditary peers only I reckon

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)
They should change it to me. Just me. I get to decide.
I am the final arbiter of EVERYTHING.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)
\o/
Decriminalised drugs for everyone!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)
what shall i have for lunch?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Whatever you want. I don't mind.
As long as it's something that you WANT, not something that healthy because you feel you should.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is excellent advice

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)
WIV DA ANGLES?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)
stupid BBC news site is showing storeis from June 11th
lol
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Mrs Cow's birthday that

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)
oh i'll get her a card!
last month, dickhead
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
I had noticed
You have also as I am still alive
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)
pippa middleton, eh?
EH?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Thats right

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)
my mate said she was better looking than kate at wimbledon
i glassed the cunt
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)
I think Kate is better looking
but Pippa has THE ARSE
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)
it's just an arse
i've never seen kate's
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I'd like to lick a large block of cold butter from Kate's arse.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)
You old romantic, you.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)
fat? tick
pervy? tick

I think you won the internet
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)
While I am doing that Kate grabs my face and makes me look at her,
butter glistening around my chops, and says to me "you are a dirty bastard, Stunned, aren't you?".

I reply, "yes I fucking am, your highness."
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)
I'm pretty sure you can get sent to the tower for this kind of thing...

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Funnily enough, I can see the Tower
from my desk.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)
Blair can fuck right off
Alt: Breakfast should be a cup of tea and a satsuma
Alt: Hats are for twats
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)

iႨɹәqɯɐ
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Alright there Q?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)
tip-top
you?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Have you any idea how many calories there are in a satsuma???
And I hope there is no milk or sugar in that tea.
Or tea.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)
What sort of demented abscess of a person
would have sugar in their tea anyway?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)
I bet Quints has two sugars.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)
i have no sugar in my drinks
thank you

kev has 2 and joe has one though, the filthy commoners
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)
What about Ratty, Badger and Mole?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)
by ratty i assume you mean malc, he has one sugar but rarely drinks coffee
badger must be tricky, he drinks green tea, cos he's a fat poove
mole is louise? louise doesn't drink tea, she has a hot chocolate on a friday at 10am and thats it cos she autism
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Hahaha.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Not me.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Are you currently wearing a twat hat then?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Or isn't it damp?

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)

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