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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
How many times have you been unfaithful to your wife ?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:53,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I've been unfaithful to yours,
by potting the brown, when she only wanted the pink.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:55,
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but you're a middleaged virgin bear pookie
try and get to first base with someone who aint your mum first
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:56,
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Zero. So far.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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not even someone holding your willy?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:58,
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Nope.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:00,
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you've been raping women with your eyes though
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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Obviously.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:03,
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What else are eyes even for?
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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making jelly on toast
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:10,
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So I meant nothing to you???
Stunned was right - you ARE a bastard!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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Hahahaha.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:00,
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