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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That thread's getting to long. Time for a new one.Ask your own question. I can't be bothered.
EDIT This is not an 'ask Battered' thread, so please stop asking me questions. Thanks very much.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:50,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Aren't you tired? Or is the thrill of your bullying keeping you awake. Every cruel put down another burst of adrenalin.
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No I am kinda tired, just not sleepy yet.I've had a lot of sugar tonight.
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My friends makin this tonightbecause he want's to make the perfect bloody mary.
blenderbooze.blogspot.co.uk/2011/02/fat-washing-process-for-bacon-infused.html
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Even in a bloody mary?blenderbooze.blogspot.co.uk/2011/02/bloody-heffer.html
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I think you'll find I made the wordCheck the popular page
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:54,
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what's the difference between ignorance and apathy?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:55,
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technically the answer is "i don't know and i don't care"but i will take yours
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:58,
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What do you class as a "proper" job/www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18720023
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Why don't you have a job Bear Pookie?What kindof a man are you that you don't have a job?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:54,
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What are your careers Bear Pookie ?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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yeah right I'm trying to get to know the real bear pookie, the man behind the trilby and dss payments and now you've run away(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:03,
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if i'd got sacked by everest windows I wouldn't tell anyone either(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:11,
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How many times have you been unfaithful to your wife ?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:53,
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I've been unfaithful to yours,by potting the brown, when she only wanted the pink.
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but you're a middleaged virgin bear pookietry and get to first base with someone who aint your mum first
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:56,
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not even someone holding your willy?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:58,
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you've been raping women with your eyes though(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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So I meant nothing to you???Stunned was right - you ARE a bastard!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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Are you still in contact with the other Smurfs?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:54,
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When are you going to stop sending me sexually aggressive gazzes?(
Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:55,
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How can you sleep when your bed is burning?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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it's not burning, it's toasty and warm and smells like my favourite person.(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)
i wish this was in reply to kroney's strikethrough(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:10,
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You just send me aggressive gazzes.I told you, I'm NOT GIVING YOU MY LUNCH MONEY.
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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How do you get up onto the loo? Or do you have a potty?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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how come your small?is it geneteic or did you not get enough iron when you were (still are) little?
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Iron wouldn't have had any bearing on how tall he became.If you require any further nutritional advice just gaz me, yeah?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:01,
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what does then tangles?calcimum? i thought it was our iron rich diet now which made us taller?
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no, it was the collective increase in all general ions, minerals, carbohydrates, proteins and fats. (, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Calcium is more likely to have a bearing as it is required for bone development.See also Magnesium and Vitamins D & K.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:04,
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See also: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:06,
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Did I ever tell you about the time I bought some weed in Berlin?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:08,
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Okay, here's a question.Can any of you shitcunts get me an invitation to pinterest? I frankly can't be arsed going to hunt one out.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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I kind of need it for business purposes.I never joined up myself as I can't really see the point of it. But it looks to be quite useful for brand awareness and stuff.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:05,
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Sure, I can!I'll post an invite on your 'FB wall' as soon as I've finished this tweet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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By which I mean 'no, don't be fucking stupid'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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I'm just glad she's all the way over in Yabbie Creek or I'd be shit-scared.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:07,
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i would post kittens. And happy hippy songs. and recipes for cooking.(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
That was a lovely pic of you Lusty and mini you on FACEBOOK!I showed it to the wife.
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Peej, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:13,
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Did you tell her that in returnyou'd showed us a picture of her in her underwear?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:15,
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I have loads of pictues of that shes got them on her own facebook(
Peej, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:48,
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As I posted in the reply there... shame about the ugly one in the middle.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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Don't worry, Porkylips told me exactly who you are.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:28,
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Go on Battered - perve her up really good.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:31,
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Yeah, Len and Lusty both look good.There's some creepy old man in shot, though.
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Kroney, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:19,
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that's your reflection in the monitoryou belming bellend
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:29,
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Are we Facebook friends?I now know who Battered is, he looks really small in his profile pic but he might just be far away
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Peej, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:22,
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It always amuses me to see pictures on facebook of people who refuse to be on there(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:35,
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Do you really represent the Lollipop guild?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:02,
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CITY AM reckons we are on the verge of govt melt-downwill there be a general election soon?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:05,
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That's not really applicable if the governemtn collapses and a vote of no confidence is passed.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:10,
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It won't happen nowwww.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jul/11/david-cameron-offer-lords-reform
Clegg will capitulate on Lords reform like the spineless piece of shit that he is, and will then vote through the boundary changes.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:14,
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You've never forgiven Cleggsy have you?HE DUPED YOU GOOD AND PROPER.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:15,
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He did indeed. I bet you're glad you've never been caught out like that through your cunning plan of never actually doing anything.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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My 'they're all utter cunts' theory has been proven to be correct time and time again.I have yet to be convinced otherwise.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:21,
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Hahah warning, may not contain any milk(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:25,
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to be fair to clegg, he's got fuck all powerhe's just latched onto someone else's to his detriment
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He could have had power if he'd actually chosen to stick to his guns on something.But he has gone over every time.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:17,
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This, every time he has a chance to show a little backbone he caves.
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if he'd stuck to his guns the conservatives would tell him to fuck off(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Then they would have to govern with a minority, which they wouldn't have done.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:22,
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His 'guns' consist of a water pistol and a 2nd had cap gun.But his mum confiscated the caps.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:22,
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YesThen we find out that Peter Mandelson is Cameron's father
and Clegg is Jar Jar Binks
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did you know that star wars, indiana jones and superman themes are all just three notes apart?(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I do tend to start off with one and go into the other quite easily. Now I know it's not only because I'm a spastic.
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and Rizzle Kicks 'Down with the trumpets'is a sample of the original rocky theme
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What, all the way through?That would make them exactly the same tune but in different keys, you Deacon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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That was another of my made-up posts!!!!I got you AGAIN!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:26,
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duh duh dunnnnnnn, duuuhhhhh duuuhhhhh duhhhhhh, duhhhhhh, du du du duhhh, duhhhhh, dNNNNNN, duhhhhhhhhh DU SUPERMAN.
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What size heels is it acceptable for the smaller man to wear?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:12,
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I heard he gets his in the same place that Kiss shop.That's what I heard.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:14,
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i hope they stock his usual brand of condoms 'for the smaller gentleman' or that would be embarrassing (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:20,
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I saw this in York, I heard it brings all the boys to the yard
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Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:21,
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can you photoshop darths head onto that pleasecheers
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:23,
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first you lead bobby onwith your musical flirting.
now this.
it's disgusting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:28,
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you should hear what i do with a vibrator, my fingers and some lube(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
what a way to break it to someone that they have chronic fatigue syndrome(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
careful you'll get fanny batter in your eye(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:40,
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Are you actually asking for a cockgaz here?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:42,
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Does it consist of hallucinogens, or speed,like the ones in Clockwork Orange?
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....brings all the mongs to the yard(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:37,
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You could go dressed as a zombie.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:41,
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If you have to buy fingers, you're already doing it wrong you fucktard.(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)
The sex toy equivilent of a circular saw as my girlfriend described it yesterday.(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:48, Reply)
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