I'm sure I've said this before
but when I was working at the airport, we used to get loads of hen and stag parties coming through.

The men were almost always inventive with their themes - the best one I saw was a guy who came through dressed as a giant fox, followed ovet the next 30 minutes by about twenty lads in hunting tweeds looking for him.

The women usually wore skintight t-shirts (mostly accompanied by tutus) and slogans like 'Katie sucks cock' and 'Slaggy Susan' etc ad nauseam.

Drunk Welsh hen parties were the absolute worst customers EVER.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:10, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

The office I currently work in is right next to a Jury's Inn.
Every Friday several bus loads spill their sorry plights of action seeking lads and lasses onto the concourse. An hour later they're all heading into town wearing their wacky clothes looking for a bit of last minute cock or fanny. Usually in the pissing rain.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Ugh.
I had a mix of ages for my hen night (definitely not a weekend). The youngest was 13 and the oldest was mid sixties, so we couldn't have done anything too rude anyway. I got a dance teacher to come round the pub and teach us a little routine to some girly pop stuff. Apart from displaying my huge lack of co-ordination, it was a great success.

Those big crowds of drunk predatory women are just embarrassing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:19, Reply)

my friend organised a
party round her house with cocktails and inflatable parrots on the washing line. There were boys and girls so it was a hag party. There were also kazoos and three of us spent about an hour playing rock classics on them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:22, Reply)

I've seen some good ideas for hen parties.
I like the ones where you learn some kind of skill. Cocktail making or cupcake decorating sound fun.
i also like the one where you can create your own bespoke perfume. If I had a spare couple of hundred, I'd love to buy the whole kit for that one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:27, Reply)

My cousin did one where they made chocolate things
something like that, I didn't go
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:28, Reply)

There was a programme on just before Christmas "Home made Christmas" or something,
Where they did the perfume thing, my wife commented on how she would like to do that.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:29, Reply)

I did the perfume thing once
and according to someone I worked with on teh lancome counter at the airport, what I created was almost exactly the same as a perfume called 'Poeme'. I took this to mean I was a perfume genius.

The company I did it with sells a consultant kit for about £150. I was quite tempted, but it seems like a lot of money for a bit of a hobby.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)

£150 sounds a steal.
I just bought myself a bottle of Allure homme sport by Chanel That was £63 for 100ml
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:41, Reply)