Your constant insistence that I am a bender is still not going to persuade me to "go gay" just for you.
Sorry.

Norwegian Black Metal is hilarious. I particularly like all the church burnings, suicides and murders. There is a part of me that would quite like to listen to Burzum, but I suspect that it wouldn't bear repeated listens.

Alt: I was really into 'metal' when I was 12-13. I was well cool with my denim jacket covered in 'patches' of my favourite bands.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:07, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'm hoping you had patches for 'UFO' and 'Scorpions' as they were possibly the worst,
after 'Maiden', of course. I'm really 'into Maiden'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I was very much 'into Maiden' and definitely had patches of Maiden's mascot, 'Eddie',
However I found bands like 'Scorpions' to be 'a bit gay'
Unlike the not-at-all-bent, spandex-wearing Iron Maiden.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Anyone who thinks Bruce Dickinson is even remotely bent needs their head examined.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I found Iron Maiden to be utterly shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I find you to be utterly shit
you spastic-mouthed farthatch
( Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)