You're only uncomfortable about it because they don't give you a lob on and everyone around you is all shouting at you "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:06, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

*sobs*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

See, it's okay mate.
Not every one likes looking at half clothed people with fantastic bodies writhing around on stage to be attractive.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I kind of agree ith Sporters.
It's a waste of time and money. You sit there looking at an attractive woman naked. She won't fuck you. And you go home with lover's balls.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Some of us can sleep with strippers

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)

yeah, paint strippers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)

I like your new name.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

tshedanks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

This is worryingly reminiscent of my one and only visit to a strip club
but it was at the tail end of a stag do and my mates had been calling me gay all day. Refusing to shell out £20 for a lapdance did little to deflate their fervour.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:09, Reply)