I work for Kronenbourg.
We are bottling them for you now.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:26, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MAKING BEER YOU JUST LOOK CHILDISH NOW!!!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)

shouting at the internet, oh dear

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)

he's shouting
I CAN AFFORD BEER I JUST CHOOSE TO MAKE THE CHEAP SHIT AT HOME
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)

You've got beer dripping all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)

i wish

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Chompy is wound up tighter than a virgin nspring today
he needs a nice cup of tea a sit down
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)

i've never been near a travel lodge
but surely even they have travel kettles in the rooms. he'll be fine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Hey, fat psycho
told you not to follow me round the internet being pathetic, you almost managed it for a while. Give it another go.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)

see, I told you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:48, Reply)

hey, you bespectacled fat faced illiterate prick
when you can explain why it's ok for you to make comments about me, as you did in the previous thread, then i'll think about it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)

My comment: 12 Jul 2012, 14:49
Your comment calling me dull 12 Jul, 14:22

I'm happy to ignore you, keep commenting and I'll start quoting your social media policy at you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)

yawn

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Claims for breach of confidentiality,
defamation, breach of privacy or harassment may be brought against an employer by third parties where an employee posts content in the course of his or her employment which contains information or material about which a third party has concerns.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)

(I have concerns by the way)

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)

and doubtless your own employer
positively promotes what you post?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I'm taking this as a threat against my employment.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)

and i'll counterclaim
wembley tickets - £230
pizza - £15
pub - £25
telecons from grenada to get your stuff back - £15
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

An incredibly fleeting sense of superiority achieved in the vain belief that your internet cohort has run out of retorts: Priceless

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

i would have settled for a "thank you"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)

You know exactly how to get a "thank you" out of me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)

some people don't understand the concept, darth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I'm smarter than I look
which is just as well, those tapes saying "breathe in, breathe out" haven't survived the transistion to MP3
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)

i don't know how anyone sleeps with hypnosis tapes
one noise and i'm wide awake
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)

This bodes very badly for my chances of plowing you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Oh fuck off and leave me alone.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)

as you hate me so much
and wouldn't want to take anything from me, you can transfer the cash, if you like?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)

good job
I'd hate for him to explode into a fit of rage raping all along the A5 from Deanshanger to Towchester!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:48, Reply)

exploding would be alright

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)

You french bastard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Mais oui.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Sacre Bleu!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)