Bookshop ones:
"Do you have the latest book by Jane Austen?"
"Is there a book of that TV series, Bleak House?"
Camera shop:
Customer refused to believe we couldn't make a picture a different aspect ratio (normal rectangle from a panoramic shape) without distorting or cropping the image. "but it's MY photograph!!" he wailed
Another customer had a slide film that was double exposed and explained how she thought we had fucked up and the pictures from someone else's film had fallen off and stuck to hers.
Another customer bought a sepia filter and used it with B&W film, surprised the images didn't come out sepia. Tried to blame me and say I'd told her they would.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:40, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'm reading Bleak House at the moment.

( Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)

So there is a book of the TV series then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Yeah, some guy wrote a fanfic about it.
expanded universe stuff, you know?
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)