Apologies for the new thread.
I've just come out of a project planning meeting, it was quite a serious affair as we are months behind schedule and millions over budget. It was in this meeting that I started laughing.

I laughed because I received a text. A text that read...

'I've been stepped until Sunday, I only posted a picture of a shed for fucks sake!'

When did you last laugh at the wrong moment?

FREE BATTERED!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:18, 74 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

has battered been bannedttered?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)

5 day stepping, all for the love of shed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Should be 7 really

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)

i'll petition rob, see if we can make it permanent
rob does me loads of favours, he secretly loves me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)

haha, he deserves it tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)

He cannot stop himself, that boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)

i'm surprised he hasn't trashed the city in a rage

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Chomps has all of the rage now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)

It's totally legitimate,
it's not nice having a crazy stalker on here.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

you'd think having a sex workeer as a girlfriend would calm a guy down :/

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Legoland had better watch out

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

haha, darth

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

...with every box of cornflakes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Those little tiny packs, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Rory hasn't posted since QOTW was removed.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)

oh no, has rory been banned too?
Poorory :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Did you not see how MODDED QOTW was before they deleted it?
I ment to screen grab it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)

work took me away again, apparently janet joined in?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Janet piled in with every shed pun going
which I'm pretty sure was what led to the QOTW being withdrawn due to being "trolled to death". The exchanges between all the /OTers about shed rape were significantly more amusing and less tedious than a thousand "first"s
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

could you put that in a way that seems more interesting?
maybe an energetic rhumba?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Dearie me Quents
There's no such thing as an energetic Rumba, it's the dance of love, dear boy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

you've never made love energetically?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Before any cunt else does it
energetically?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)

+to a man?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)

You were doing so well Q-Dogg
I really thought you could stay original all day. You've let yourself down.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)

You were doing so well Q-Dogg
I really thought you could stay original all day. You've let yourself down.

I have sex with men
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)

yep.
He was the inspiration for that spaceman dude that's the frontman for Ricicles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Free the Shed One!

( Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)

anyone else reckon that the name-copier is stuj?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Anyone else give even the tiniest shit?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)

About what?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)

you do, you gazzed him to ask who he is.
Honest Guv.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)

ITS YOU

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)

That was about 6 months ago
and was an aside after I'd convinced them to give me my name back.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)

how could he have known that unless it was him, mont?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

HAHAHAHA YOU'VE GOT HIM NOWWWWW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

i'm not here tomorrow, mont

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Can I have a lift?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

(lifts)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)

I'm telling the mods you nicked Monty's login Battered

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Rory's gazbox thread.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

omnty didn't take part!
hahahaaha! it is you!

GIVE ME BACK QUENTIN OR QUINTEN, YOU SHIT
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)

No

(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)

prick :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Monty didn't but fuckface did.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)

plumdozer is fuckface?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)

no.
Namenonce is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)

WHO???????

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)

I hope battersea real name is fred

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Have you been at the cooking sherry again mother?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I'm quite worn out from all the excitement today.
I may have to have a little nap.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)

cunty shed rape.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)

5am hahahaha Barry shed rape?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Best of all the shed rapes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I raped your bird in a shed.
Well, I say rape.

She made me fuck her in the family shed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

When in Rome

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)

couch 5am barry hahaha

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)

no hurry Quizzer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

to be fair, you repeated the words he already said, i just finished his sentence
the two posts were completely different
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

also, you had too many 'ha's

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Where did he post it?

( Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)

QOTW, he singlehandedly brought down the whole Sheds Question

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Fucking mod cunts
I they had just ignored his original rapelols post none of this would have happened, they just like waving around their fucking mod stick.
( Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

he's got form though, PJ
his card's marked
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Free Battered!

( Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)

this is the second occasion where i've been doing something and someone else joins in and gets banned
the mods love me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)

They've all got you on ignore

( Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

i've got the whole site on ignore
that's how come i never engage other people's conversations and jsut talk about me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)

It's like you're the Angel of Step.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

i'm a stooge
the mods hired me to weed out trouble makers
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Dunno.
I'm guessing in his garden.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Video call earlier today
My own fault for being on the internet at the time. Obviously it wasn't any of you cunts who made me laugh, it was the suggestion that 'Arry Redknapp was the favourite for the Forest job.

I had it on mute, luckily.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)

What a load of old shit.
And what excuse did you make for your APPALLING behaviour? Did they look at you like you were a mental?

The last time I laughed inappropriately was watching Eggheads last night. As I believe I mentioned last night.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)