The ability to pee on a bus
does not give you the right to do so.
(berk, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:08, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you make a valid point
but sometimes don't you wish you could? Having a willy must be useful in times of urgent urination
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)

It won't help
Also, I pride myself on being a gent, I won't be pissing in public. I have standards.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)

classy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)

I'm all class.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:18, Reply)

so tell me, Jeff
how am I going to win a man? I have tits, I know how to piss in a forest while wearing a cloak and not pissing on it, I have bendy legs. how am I still single, eh?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)

swallow/facial/anal?
Dunno. I'm too much of a gent to suggest.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:35, Reply)

wait
so I have to advertise these things be3fore hand? that seems a bit msuch
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:53, Reply)

Don't know, but I've got a good idea.
Be gazzed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)

*waves with both hands*
Just to prove a point.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)

BUT ONLY ON A MAGIC CLOAK
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)

as a lady pissing in a cloak
especially while pissed is quite tricky. There's a lot of material to a) not get caught in teh inevitable brambles and b) piss on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)

you know
my skill at this should get me some man attention. Why doesn't the world work like that, eh?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:16, Reply)

I'm thinking - bird pissing in cloak
I'm clawing the walls for a shag, but that's not working.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)

hmm
maybe I need to develop other skillls.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:21, Reply)

If you can piss on a wall in a cloak
You're a dob in for the X-Factor I intend to develop.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:25, Reply)

*gets to practicing*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)

If you can squirt either "I am Cavy" or "TD is ace" you're laughing.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)

They did, though.
And when I was driving I was always morning shift.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)