Morning
I'm still in bed. I've got the day off.

Just thought you'd like to know.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:44, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Gee thanks for that :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:46, Reply)

You wanker.
I think it was nigh on 4am before I entered the realm of kip.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Never mind.
I'm well rested.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Great news!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Thanks.
I might get up in a bit, I quite fancy a fry-up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Cool stuff!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)

What are you going to have in the fry-up?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I had a "Number 5" Fry-up in Spitalfield Market on Wednesday
sausage, bacon, 2 eggs, black pudding, mushrooms, toast, hash brown, beans, grilled tomato. Lovely.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Was the tomato cremated to within an inch of its life?
If so, this is acceptable. I hate when they slightly warm half a tomato and shove it on the side of the plate
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)

It was not
but it had been sliced so effectively 4 grilled slices of tomato.

It certainly wasn't the best part of the meal, but on the other hand tomatoes are good for preventing prostate cancer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)

you have to shove them up your shitter for that, though
Or ram them down your cockhole
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)