in fairness
realistically, if i was single, and she came up to me in a bar and went 'hey, lets go somewhere and get naked' i'd probably say yes.
i'm not sure i'd ever get another chance to hit a chick where for my 'finishing move' i could whip out my tadger, and play a glockenspiel solo on her ribcage before delivering her more protein than she sees in a month of sundays. but i wouldn't go out of my way to seduce her, you know?

alt: beer: 0 however there's bottle of shit bourbon with my name on it that's getting sunk tonight.
think i deserve it after this week
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:14, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Had your uncle ove to stay eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)

yeah.
having dead people to stay always puts a downer on things. plus, all the air freshener gives me a right headache! nightmare.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)

glockenspiel xylophone
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)

pedantry
at this time on a friday? get tae fuck./
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I feel it is an important distinction.
And an all too common mistake, perpetuated by primary school teachers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)

that's why the global economy is in the shitter
kids these days don't know a xylophone from a zither. kill em all, eh?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)