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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've never consciously chatted anyone up in my life.
I just act(ed) like a prick and wait for hot chicks to try it on with
me.

EDIT also don't forget I am old.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:52, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
i really don't understand the world

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Me neither.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
re. your edit
I'm about your age, duh
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Are you? You look younger.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
It's stuff like this
that leaves you dripping in fanny
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Knee deep in gash, son.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Wading through biff

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Up to my eyeballs in minge.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Hacking through a forest of slit.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
The Dr Livingstone of muff.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Doing more parting than a busy barber.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
rummaging in the wizards' sleeves

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Hoofing more cloppers than a blacksmith.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Inspecting more axe wounds than an Anglo Saxon army doctor

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)
schmoooooooooooth

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
I'm 36
I think it's because I act like a young idiot
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
What's it like having sex with a lady?
Putting your winkle in her thingy? Does it hurt?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
It hurts them, I can tell you. That's more the hammer than the sex bit, though.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Spam hammer

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Spam Javelin.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)
the slinky sausage

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:34, Reply)
Yorkshire kipperlols.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)
So your still hanging around pookie

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:42, Reply)

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