SHIT PISS FUCK
A big chunk of one of my teeth has split open =(((((((((((( I could feel grit after I brushed my teeth last night but didn't think too much of it and then today my tounge felt the gap. I think its my tablets, they fuck up my bones. I'm now like "HOLY FUCK, IM GOING TO HAVE ALL MY TEETH HAVE TO BE RIPPED OUT AND ITS GOING TO COST ME MILLIONS OF POUNDS AND BE REALLY PAINFUL* AND IM GOING TO LOOK LIKE THE BLOKE ON THE FAG PACKET". Thankfully its round the back and down the side so you can't see it.

Kids, go to your dentist every 6 months. No, every 3 months. Give him a call on christmas and birthdays to keep in touch. In fact, give him a call right now, he won't mind, he'll be pleased to hear from you. Bring him some flowers and a card, let him know he's in your thoughts. Tell him he's free to call you at any time of the day, just to catch up, and then remind him that the situation is recipicated.

I thought all those dreams about all my teeth falling out were about anxiety, not actaully my teeth falling out.



* It doesn't hurt at all.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 12:52, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Oh good, Ma' just took a look, couldn't even see it 'till I pointed it out, it's not like my tooth has split open and is all black and rotten and grim, it's only a tiny chip.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)