she isn't really, if you saw her you wouldn't suspect that she's a dr who watching vegetarian
she's too smartly dressed and intelligent, the dr who thing is just cos she used to watch it with her dad when she was little

star trek is something her ex watched, i think she liked the idea of it but not actually it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:28, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

My girlfriend is an intelligent, smartly dressed Dr Who-watching vegetarian
There can't possibly be two of those in Britain

YOU FACKIN CAHNT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)

yeah but your one's a foreign
I win.
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)

is she legal?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)

in which country?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Norfolk isn't technically its own sovereign nation
Yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:37, Reply)

It damn well should be.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Alan Partridge could be our King
He would speak proudly at the UN about Norfolk's pleasant estuaries, cow-bombing farmers and blacklack
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:44, Reply)

OUR king?
Are you one of them now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I had the webbing grafted in between my fingers specially
For the first week or so it felt like someone else was wanking me off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I imagine someone else was.
You know, someone male. Cos you're a bender.
Booyah!

Morning you. All good?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)

This really is not a good day for the b3ta Gay Joke Standards
Yes very well thank you darling, and yourself?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Not bad.
May have to get dressed in a minute though. It really is getting on. And I have to take his lordship to a hospital appointment in an hour.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)

*looks at clock*
Grumble. Hope all goes well today
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)