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Good morning pricks and tossers.The sun is shining in London and I have freshly brewed coffee. Pass me a croissant.
What were your careers aspirations when you were young? Did you always really want to stack shelves or count paperclips or have you let yourself down?
Alt: What’s your favourite box set? I’m rather enjoying Jericho at the moment. Recommendations of other series please.
AltAlt:This evening I will be drinking with B3tans. Again. Will I ever learn? Despite it being a ‘school night’ who will get in to the worst state? My money is on Stunned.
AltAltAlt: shit off.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:21,
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latest was 13 years ago)
My career ambitionWas to earn as much as possible with the lowest amount of stress. On that basis, I'm more or less on target.
Alt alt. Who do we get to choose from?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:25,
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Monty, Bryan, Stunned, Me, LiC (possibly), Swipe & Berk. There may be others I am unaware of.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:26,
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Stunned will be on shandyI reckon you'll let yourself down.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:28,
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As I am off at the moment this is entirely possible. Depends if I need to drive tomorrow morning or not.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:29,
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How much longer are you off forAnd have you got any irons in the fire?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:30,
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Stunned has been off the shandy and drinking properly recently.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:37,
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Well, now I feel dumb for getting hammered last night(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:39,
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A few beers later & you'll be fine. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:51,
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probably not a late one though(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:53,
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MorningAlt: Band of brothers is an excellent box set, and I suggested to Kroney to watch Deadwood (I'm not sure if thats a box set).
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:26,
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Chap I know is in Band of Brothers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:49,
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I know some brothers who are in a band.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:52,
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You don't know Hanson, you name-dropper you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:57,
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Silly sporto - they were sisters.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:00,
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I wanted to be a policemanAlt: The only box set I still own is Father Ted, which isn't too bad. What sort of series do you have in mind?
AltAlt: If Swipe is there, it'll be her. If not, I agree with you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:27,
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I like dramas, crime, mafia, post apocalypse, don't like weird fantasy shit like lost & hate science fiction.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:38,
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Boardwalk Empire then, or have you seen that?Also, Dexter?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:41,
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Not seen either of these, will check them out.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:43,
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Dexter is a bit slow moving in series 1, and supposedly series 2 isn't fantasticBut if you persevere past that, 3-6 are amazing series. (from what I've heard)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:48,
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Al has also previously recommended Dexter. I will give it a go.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:49,
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I hope you thanked him.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:53,
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Of course. Manners cost nothing.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:53,
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Let me guess, you've neither heard of nor seen either of them?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:53,
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Dexter is that one about the little boy and his laboratory.Not really, it's got a fucking ranga in it. Eurgh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:57,
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:41,
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Ta. Will have a look.Box sets seem to be the best thing about Netflix, pretty good for £6 a month.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:43,
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It's def love film, not sure about Netflix
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:44,
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Wanted to be a vetAlt: sons of anarchy and the wire
Altalt: you
Altaltalt: your mum
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:29,
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Good morningMy career aspiration has always been to be a musician. I have managed the musician part, but not the career part, so this is a bit of a let down.
Alt: My favourite box sets are Nuggets Volumes 1 & 2, The Beat Generation and The Anthology of American Folk Music.
I believe that you prefer bot sex.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:36,
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srsly I'm flattered.I popularised the phrase 'shit off' on here and now Battered and Boyce both use it.
You quending pricklords.
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Alt: ShogunIt's also my only box set unless records count in which case I also have the Pebbles Trash Box, which is fucking amazing. You've never heard of it.
Altaltalt: *shits off*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:47,
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I only counted recordsTV box sets are weird.
I think the Pebbles collections are better than the Nuggets ones.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:51,
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The pressings are dreadful for the box set: and on coloured vinyl too,so they're a bit hard work but the tunes more than make up for it.
They're compiled by Australians, are they not?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:53,
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One of the few good things to come out of Australia.I don't have the box set, just a few of the individual records. The pressings on the reissues aren't too bad.
Where they have tracks that overlap with Nuggets they chose better versions over quality.
One of the best compilations I had was Songs We Taught The Fuzztones (sadly only on cassette), which had far superior versions.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:00,
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I haven't heard any of your records.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:01,
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Then no, you don't count.Nick Cave, yes; you, no.
Soz.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:04,
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Wanted to go to university and do something. Wasn't sure what. Am now at university studying a course I absolutely love. Don't think I've let myself down at all.
Favourie box set is LOTR.
No. You won't. You'll get shitfaced.
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To be king of the world, it's a work in progressalt: no idea, never get round to watching series of stuff
altalt: Another bash, another lack of invite :(
altalt: No your shit off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:49,
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You're not based in London are you? If not, no point in inviting you for a mid week drink is there?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:50,
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yeah i am, I've mentioned it several timesIt's ok though I understand, i don't want o cramp anyone's style...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:51,
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That's because you've turned in to a drunken bully.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:55,
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You are a bit of a tit mind.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:55,
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Well invite nakkers then(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:58,
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I have via gaz. He's poofed out. The poofing poofter.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:01,
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Well why even mention it then, what a gimp.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:04,
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It's nice to be invited even if you can't go(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:08,
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Why? Are you that needy?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:12,
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I told you, I'll be in York tomorrow and will need all my strength to fight off Dozers 'advances'(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:05,
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Either military, or law. jacked military idea, cos the Falklands happened as I was going to join up, so I went self employeed.Currently am going back to uni this September.
Alt, Sopranos and the West Wing. Do the 3 On The Buses films count? They're all in the same box.
Alt alt, only ever met LiC so have no idea. He fell off a chair and hit his head. Will Barry be there?
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Hey, knobhead.I'm going to 'The Art of Rap' European premiere on Thurs, followed by performances by Ice T, Melle Mel, Raekwon and your boyfriend Chuck D. All for free and avec free beer.
Jealous?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:01,
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I'm only going so I can annoy you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:03,
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My pal Yeti has 'connects' in 'the rap game'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:08,
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No, I meant the only one from this list above.Monty, Bryan, Stunned, Me, LiC (possibly), Swipe & Berk. There may be others I am unaware of.
I've met quite a few B3tans now. They're all lovely :%
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So you were going to join the army, but chicken out when they went to war?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:01,
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I quite liked the idea of being a pilotbut eye-fail quickly put paid to that idea. I'm not 37 and still dont really know what I want to do. I know I'm "good" with computers so I'll probably stay in that. I did fancy going up the ladder and being in management but now I'm older I couldn't think of anything I'd like less. Too many meetings, not enough work
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Walking Dead - zombie nombies
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You
AltAltAlt:
Not until I've had my coffee and porridge
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:01,
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I don't really have anything to decisively cook. I'm feeling lazy and really can't be arsed. I don't have any "easy meals" though. So I guess tonight is a go hungry night.
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Mashed potato with cheeseDone
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:06,
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Not even "with"?Toast - lots of toast
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:08,
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quick pasta with tomato sauceThe one meal i always have then ingredients for
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:09,
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This is the kid's standard fallback meal(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:11,
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Have a bottle of Baileys instead.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:13,
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do you not have a life battered?the last two threads, one an evening one at that, by you. don't you have a wife and a baby or something?
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Yes. Both are asleep at the moment.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:02,
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Morning, chutney.Did you have a nice day off last Friday? I do hope so.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:02,
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it was the loveliest, best weekend of my whole lifeand that's all i'm saying
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Soldier outfits, the works, yeah?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:08,
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Good work.My weekend was superb too, daughter's 4th birthday went v well.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:29,
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I used to want to be an astronaut when I was 11but then I think all kids do at some point. The best thing I can say about that idea is that it was less unrealistic than the alternative - professional footballer. Trust me.
I've definitely let myself down consistently until I got my current job, but there's no point lamenting the past, especially since if I indulged such a notion I'd spend all day CRYING.
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Surprised at you being obsessed with rocket shaped things at the age of eleven. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:07,
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Ladies and gentlemen, the bar has been setLuckily for Battered, it's incredibly low
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It's very early! My brain hasn't fired up yet. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:10,
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whereas you'd be more interested in the space cadetseh? eh? amirite?
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I thought I wanted to be a pilot when I was a kid, never followed it up thoughDon't think I've let myself down, I enjoy my job. That's not to say I'd carry on if I came into a significant amount of money.
Alt. Don't own any box sets - never have.
Altalt: No, you'll never learn. I think it'll beyou, probably.
AltAltAlt. No. Fuckin' make me gayboy!
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My uncle, when asked what he wanted to be when he grew up, said......a horse. Sadly I fear that was not to be his fate. Poor cunt's an archaeologist.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:07,
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Alt: Battlestar Galactica OBVIOUSLYAlso The Wire, or if you prefer your TV bloodier and more wilfully indulgent, True Blood. 30 Rock for comedy.
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My wife likes True Blood. I thought it was crap. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:12,
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Well of COURSE your wife likes itHave you seen Stellan Skarsgard?!
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I need to watch 30 Rock at some point.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:13,
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Shall give it a look then, only current series for me is SuitsMorning fella, how are we?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:14,
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Ahh, fair enough.I do say it quite a lot, you see?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:25,
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Yeah good cheers mateWeight appears to be coming off gradually, out for a few tonight though
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Good for you.I've gained weight recently, due to the shit weather I've not been walking home, which hasn't helped.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:25,
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The shit weather has also fucked up my running scheduleI've had to take up SKIPPING.
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I can't believe you got away with that one.Let's hope nobody draws attention to it, eh?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:53,
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The Thick of Itwatch that, it's excellent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:11,
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I'd love to stop and chat to you but I'd rather have type 2 diabetes. (
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:14,
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'I'd like to nail him to a tree through the head and watch lice slowly crawl over his body, eating off the flesh in a slow and painful death'(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:18,
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Stop fucking blinking! Or I will take your optic nerve and strangle you with it!I've still only watched a couple of episodes of TTOI, I really do need to see more.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:19,
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*RING RING*Q-Dogg, The Sun are on the phone, they want their shtick back
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The Thick of Shitthat would be a good tv show, it'd be like TOWIE except instead of glamourising morons brian blessed and brian cox would hunt them in a land rover with elephant guns
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There's worse stuff being made right nowLet's get Stevie Wonder to drive the Land Rover and have a dry, sarcastic commentary by David Mitchell
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If you fuckin take the piss out of Jolson again,I will take your fuckin iPod and ram it down your cock, and every time I hear something I don't like, which will be every time something comes on, I'll change the track by punching you in the balls
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I wanted to be a filthy, dirty great bent copper, but then i grew upalt. i don't "do" boxsets, but my girlfriend has dr who and star trek ones, she's never watched the star trek ones (i bought them for her, she said she was a fan when she clearly isn't). I don't have the attention span.
altalt. i don't care
altaltalt. no, you
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:22,
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she isn't really, if you saw her you wouldn't suspect that she's a dr who watching vegetarianshe's too smartly dressed and intelligent, the dr who thing is just cos she used to watch it with her dad when she was little
star trek is something her ex watched, i think she liked the idea of it but not actually it
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My girlfriend is an intelligent, smartly dressed Dr Who-watching vegetarianThere can't possibly be two of those in Britain
YOU FACKIN CAHNT
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Alan Partridge could be our KingHe would speak proudly at the UN about Norfolk's pleasant estuaries, cow-bombing farmers and blacklack
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I had the webbing grafted in between my fingers speciallyFor the first week or so it felt like someone else was wanking me off
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I imagine someone else was.You know, someone male. Cos you're a bender.
Booyah!
Morning you. All good?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:50,
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This really is not a good day for the b3ta Gay Joke StandardsYes very well thank you darling, and yourself?
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Not bad.May have to get dressed in a minute though. It really is getting on. And I have to take his lordship to a hospital appointment in an hour.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:56,
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two accounts with the same name?!?!?!?what kind of LOLarious waki shit is this?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:33,
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oh, hilarious internet user bobby-thundercunt the magnificent child molester stole my name :((, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:34, Reply)
haha! oh man, that's almost as funny as a jedi knocking a child onto a train-track!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:35,
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I shall be having coffee shortly and possibly croissants.I am feeling unbearably smug at the moment for non-work-related reasons.
What's Jericho? There was something on telly years ago called something simlar. It had Theo Huxtable in a post-apocalyptic world. Very peculiar. Current favourite programme is The Newsroom. Falling Skies is also good. Also watching season 3 of Deadwood after recommendation. That too is good. If only for the gratuitous and comedy swearing.
It's going to be you, stunned or monty that gets in the worst state, it always is.
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Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:27,
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kroney is french therefore the bummed rather than the bummer.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:30,
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I quite liked band of brothers.prick.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:28,
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not read it.would you mind giving me your credentials?
just incase I go to the hassle of reading it and it's shit.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:36,
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Certainly, my PIN number is 8452(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:40,
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a small payment shall be debited from your account.in the event the book is shit, imma gonna shit on your shed.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:44,
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A chemist, I thinkI've obliterated much of my childhood under a crushing tide of alcohol.
Alt: Community is the best show on TV.
AltAlt: Probably not, and Berk.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:35,
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I wanted to act or write.I am currently doing neither, and am spectacularly wasting what's left of my fleeting youth and potential.
Alt: Jericho is cocking awesome. Are you also watching Line of Duty on the BBC? It's weird seeing Lennie James with his real accent.
I'm enjoying Grimm and Awake at the minute, if that helps any.
AltAlt: as long as whoever it is has the piss royally ripped, I don't care.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:38,
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You are drawing cool aliens though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:40,
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Woo hoo! Internet validation!Still feel like I've massively wasted my life, though.
The irony of saying this whilst fucking about on b3ta whilst not even dressed is not wasted on me, however.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:43,
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Not right now, bothmy hands are in my arse(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:50,
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I bottled 49 bottles of stout last night.I'll have a bunch of Irish friends soon.
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You're going to have to stop socialising with Darth.Some of his neediness seems to have rubbed off on you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:58,
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i heard you rubbed your cock ends together till they did sicks on each other(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:08,
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i wanted to be a lawyer after reading "to kill a mockingbird" as a child and being transfixed by the court room scenesturns out the reality of contentious property law is EXACTLY like that.
altalt: i should be there tonight, but there is a possibility i will have to go to see my friend if the hospital keeps her in overnight; fingers crossed for her sake that i won't!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:08,
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Morning swipeySo on a scale of 1 -37 how smashed will you be tonight?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:09,
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well it dependsmy poor friend is mid-ectopic pregnancy, and will know this morning if they need to take out the tube. so if they do, it will be a zero, as i will be at the hospital. if they don't, it's a tuesday, and i had vodkas last night, so....... 17?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:13,
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poor girl, hope she's ok and you can get out and get your back doors smashed by jeff(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:15,
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i am not sure why my back door has come into thisbut me too. it sounds fucking horrific.
both the ectopic and the back door smashing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:16,
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So what you're saying hereis that you find the idea of sex with Jeff T Dogfucker abhorrent?
Oh swipe, why so cruel?
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Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:20,
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Good Morning Jim CarreyI thought you played a good part in the Truman Show and have a soft spot for Liar Liar
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