Awwww, I bet you feel like a proud dad yourself.
That must be lovely.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:59, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

It almost makes me feel like, that in some small way, if they get that job, that first major achievement in their life, in some small way, and by no means am I saying that it's _all_ thanks to me. But maybe, just maybe, they'll look back on this day.....
.... and think to themselves "I had a good day, I just got my first job, and I got a ciggerette off that nice man. It's like someone upstairs is looking out for me", and I'll just think to myself "No, it's not someone upstairs, I am no angel. I'm just a normal man. But pass that ciggerette on, on your first paycheque, help someone as I've helped you, so I can help them too"... like a piramid scheme of good luck.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Or they could be lying shitweasels like almost everyone else.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Nah, they'd be laying down a sob story if that was the case.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)

And they wouldn't continue after the fag
And those ones never ask for cash.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)