What are your views on chuggers?
menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1583627_government-report-could-spell-the-end-of-chuggers-on-manchesters-high-streets

Or in general, directly being asked for money on the street? Including beggars or Big Issue?
Haven't thought of alt yet, suggestions?
Edit, sorry, threadstomp.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:59, 144 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

YOU SHITBAG.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Suck it you Aussie Lesbo.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)

If you just chant
"hatstand hatstand hatstand" as you walk past they don't bother you. Did end up signing up to sponsor some kid because I was feeling rich, in a good mood and the chugger said she thought I was 28
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)

She did a lie.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)

yeah
I think so, too. :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

You're not 28?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

I'm not sponsoring you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

The next thing I'm wanting to do for charity involves jumping out of a plane
No idea when I'll do it, but I really do want to do a parachute jump.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Why not just do a parachute jump and then encourage your friends to be nicer and give a regular part of their income to charity?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

because what his friends really want for their money
is a chance that he might die
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)

because he wants his friends to pay for him to do a parachute jump
You may as well be sponsored to go ona weekend break
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)

The whole concept of "doing things for charity" doesn't really stand up in my eyes.
If you want to run a long race, or climb a mountain, or whatever, then just do it for yourself, don't say "I'm running this for my dead pet sheep who got foot cancer" just fucking run it and feel good about yourself. Then give a small percentage of your income to a charity of your choice and encourage others to do the same.

So, Nakers, GIVE SOME OF YOUR FUCKING MONEY TO CHARITY YOU TIGHT CUNT!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

If I do it to raise money for charity, it costs half the amount it would do than if I were doing it for no reason
So this way I can do it easier, and I can still raise money for charity, as I'm sure there's quite a number of people fond of the idea of me heading towards the floor at quite a high speed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

So, as Nakers rightly pointed out "because he wants his friends to pay for him to do a parachute jump"

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)

If that's the way you want to read into it, fine.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

It's exactly how i see it, you want to do a paarhcute jump regardless of whether it is for charity or not
therefore you are looking to have a fun experience at the expense of your friends. I would LOVE to do a parachute jump, so it wouldd hardly be fair to ask people to pay as i'm not putting myself out at all.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)

I did a parachute jump in australia.
It was awesome.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

A sponsored jump would raise a not inconsiderable amount of money for charity, and I'd still have to pay a fair amount
If I do it entirely off my own back, no money goes to charity.

In a choice between the two, I'll take the charity option.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Makes sense.
And stop picking on AA.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I actually don't get why anyone would sponsor someone else to do a parachute jump.
It involves no effort whatsoever and is great fun. I can understand the logic in getting sponsored to do something hard, even though I don't agree with it, but why would I give you money to have a great time?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)

I gave your mum money to have a great time,
and was badly let down.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)

because he might die.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Also, this.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Surely nobody seriously thinks that anyone might actually die doing a parachute jump?
If there was any significant risk involved then you wouldn't be able to do them in any developed country.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

but would that stoip you wishing?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-18825804
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

I was not involved in this.
That eyewitness is a liar.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

The joy of knowing that between the plane taking off and actually having my feet on the floor, I'm going to be absolutely fucking terrified?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

But you won't be, you're a bit nervous in the plane
when you actually fall out of the door you shit yourself momentarily and then you feel frickin' awesome watching the world getting bigger as the wind rushes past you, and then once the parachute goes you're concentrating on avoiding crushing your balls in the harness you're wearing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

I'm a nervous flyer anyway, so it'll be a fair amount worse when I know I'll be falling out of the plane a few minutes later.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

This is really the worst that can happen.
www.theblaze.com/stories/skydiver-commits-suicide-by-shedding-parachute-at-8000-feet-over-ny-field/
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I'm actually surprised that you don't get one of your mates to hang around just out of site
while you take a small parachute jump to the till.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Sitting in a bathful of baked beans,
or dressing as doctors and nurses obviously doesn't apply. Because that's for fucking Comic Relief.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)

She's actually 24, but she smokes and drinks a lot.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

people usually think
I'm a 50 year old blues singer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)

This is a blues singer's nose. It's awesome.
www.google.com/imgres?start=86&num=10&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=830&tbm=isch&tbnid=KCMsc88MiahD9M:&imgrefurl=http://fandalism.com/tatanka7/bgjm&docid=j_Q3bQNWUU3rgM&imgurl=http://s3.amazonaws.com/pics.fandalism.com/267x267-52778E8A-9DF0-43F3-8C50A09EABC9A9AA.jpg&w=267&h=267&ei=40gFUOaoGMSh0QXO27XvBw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=232&sig=100965594400022831647&page=4&tbnh=136&tbnw=135&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,r:29,s:86,i:97&tx=71&ty=101
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

That link is totally fucked.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Yes it is.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I'll be glad when they're gone, they piss me right off.
I had one tell me I was disgusting for eating Burger King before attempting to get me to sign up for PETA or some bollocks like that. Stupid bitch.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)

You should have shatout your burger and force fed it too her

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Scat meat!
Otherwise known as McDonalds.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)

They can fuck the fuck off the fuckers
I'm not your friend, i don't want to speak to you and if you try and touch me i will rip your fucking arm off.

I find shouting this keeps them at bay.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Harsh but fair.
Do chuggers get commission only, or basic plus?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)

not sure, certainly commision is important
i simply don't engage them, ignore them completely and keep walking. if they are rude enough to follow you, accue you of not caring etc, then tell them to fuck off back to their squat.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I give them the same response I give to arsey telemarketeers.
"I don't owe you a living, mate".
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)

If they carry on after the first or second "No thanks" it should be harrassment.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I ask the homeless for money before they can open their mouths.
Getting in first really throws them.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:06, Reply)

I'm sick and tired of fucking homeless people stopping me on the street
They seem me with a fag, ask for a fag, then ask for money. I gave a bloke a nandos card with all 3 freebies on last week, and he said "Have you got a fiver for a drink to go with it?", I said "Sorry, no cash", and he goes "Well, I guess thank you then". Him, along with that women with the sores all over her body who I walked to the cashpoint with and took out XX for, who I gave my number too (don't ask, my head wasn't right at the time) have ruined it for me. I'm not looking for anything more than basic manors. Fuck 'em.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Did you give her your pin number?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I was hoping for some over-trouser action

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)

The other day when one asked me if I could spare any change,
I handed over a CD copy of The Glow of Love. LOL!!!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Luthervandrosslolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)

It's the ones that give it the old
*sob story* "Can I have xx moneys for a phone call?" that annoy me. If they just asked for a quid towards some booze I'd fucking give it to them.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't a minimum of 3 times a week.
Seriously, they go for smokers. I reckon asking for a fag is every day, although half of them aren't homeless. And every other day it seems that it leads onto asking for money.

You know whats great though, sometimes when asking for a fag, once every couple of weeks, I get a really nice story about someone going for their first job interview, and how proud their parents are'n'stuff. Proper makes me smile when one of them comes along.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Awwww, I bet you feel like a proud dad yourself.
That must be lovely.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:59, Reply)

It almost makes me feel like, that in some small way, if they get that job, that first major achievement in their life, in some small way, and by no means am I saying that it's _all_ thanks to me. But maybe, just maybe, they'll look back on this day.....
.... and think to themselves "I had a good day, I just got my first job, and I got a ciggerette off that nice man. It's like someone upstairs is looking out for me", and I'll just think to myself "No, it's not someone upstairs, I am no angel. I'm just a normal man. But pass that ciggerette on, on your first paycheque, help someone as I've helped you, so I can help them too"... like a piramid scheme of good luck.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Or they could be lying shitweasels like almost everyone else.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Nah, they'd be laying down a sob story if that was the case.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)

And they wouldn't continue after the fag
And those ones never ask for cash.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Chuggers = death
Fuck you and your fucking tiger, pal
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Damascus is seeing some pretty heavy fighting today.
Quick guess on how long until assad is dragged through the street?
I say within 20 days.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Do you reckon?
So you think the "rebels" have managed to effectively defeat the government forces despite not having any explicit source of funding or weapons? (this is a genuine question)
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I think a lot of their forces must be defecting troops

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

There's a unconfirmed report that 200 soldiers have been injured in the last 48 hours in damascus alone.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)

They've been getting weapons through turkey (funded by saudis) for the last two months.
defectors take their guns as well. And there have been a few raids on small army bases and convoys.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:59, Reply)

turns out, the rebels are actually bears and lions

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I think the world needs a bear/lion coalition run country

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)

this does my head in a bit
since those are names of larp factions and the lions and bears rarely get on. Lions and Harts, maybe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I don't think your fetishes should be allowed to affect our new politics
seperation of church, wispy beardos in cloaks in woods and state
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:05, Reply)

just don't let the bears in charge

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I think the first step is getting some bears and lions into positions of power
and help them break through the grass ceiling
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I believe them to be rough like a ninja, stings like a bee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)

And also 'street tuff'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

*shakes stuff*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I sent them a brass door nob and a sock in the post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

No chance
His solid gold private jet will be out of there in a week
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Well, you were right last time, so I agree.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)

While it's got nothing to do with who is right or wrong really
I did like the news report this morning where the rebels complained the army had used tanks and heavy artillery on them.

Erm. It's a civil war. I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to go "ok, we'll fight you, but you can't bring your best weapons or soldiers, cos that's NOT FAIR."
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I think that, while they are annoyed at having tanks and heavy artillery thrown at them,
they're probably making the point that these are also being used against civilians.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I'l be honest Al
it was on the news at 7am and I was half asleep, you might be right

It just sounded like a playground football game "but you can't have Daz AND Trev, that's UNFAIR"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)

It probably was like that.
I was just using it to make a wider point.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)

No problem.
If you can't tell strangers on the street to fucking do one then they deserve your bank details (and PIN number so they can use the ATM machine)
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)

There is a cat meowing outside my window, and it sounds like it's either very sick or being murdered.
However it's dark outside and I can't see it when I look out, so I don't want to venture out to see if it's okay, in case I get my face clawed off. I'm very distressed by this. Please help internet? I can't shove any coins down it's throat, and it's already outside so it's not like I can chuck it through a window. What should I do???
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)

delete it's account an kill it
In worse news I am so sweaty after the gym that my shirt is stuck to my back.

i should pointb out that this is new sweat post shower
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Ew.
I can't talk though. When I go dancing, I get so sweaty that my clothes stick to me all over, and sweat drips down my neck. It's a workout and a half!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)

problem is the changing room has no windows or extractor
and so it is so fucking humid, it's impossible to dry properly.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I don't have a changing room at dance class.
I stay sweaty until I get home and have a shower.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)

i see...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Get your hands out of your pants you filthy mong.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

You first, diddle queen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Hands are above the desk thank you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Poppet in already eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Oh I see
You'll help some mangy moggy, but you left me for dead?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I like cats.
And you're still posting, so you're fine.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Hanging on by a thread here.
And it is a pretty shit thread
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

You'll be fine.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I liked him on his 'Plays Pop' programme and as a member of Brown Sauce
but that jungle thing where he had his cock out was revolting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

SOMETIMES I AMAZE MYSELF.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I REALLY DO.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

You amaze us all.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I'm an amazing guy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

www.amazingguy.com/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

WTF

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I imagine your day is spent saying that, with a matching face.
Walk out the house and see a dead pigeon "WTF HOW DID A DEAD PIGEON GET HERE???!?!?" *gormless face*
Get to the tube and see a train is delayed "WTF HOW COULD THAT EVEN HAPPEN" *gormless face*
Arrive at work and stare at a revolving door "WTF WHY WONT IT STOP FOR ME TO GET ON??" *gormless face*
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Oh dear angry chomper is back
lets all say a quiet prayer for him
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)

It's a click from me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)

go to the supermarket to buy milk "WTF THEY'VE GOT LOADS IN JUST FOR ME, THEY MUST DO SOOOOO MUCH PERSONALISATION" *gormless face*
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)

is this why you are angry, because you were wrong on the internet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Prove it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)

When was he wrong?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)

A couple of days ago
but it's fine i cleared everything up
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I said that supermarkets didn't personalise the stock to individuals.
Naked ape definatly knows I'm wrong and could prove it because he's so important but if he told anyone on the internet his industry secrets he's be fired and have to kill himself.
So Naked Ape was definatly right.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)

You are basically just repeating yourself
what you need to do is take a deep breath, step away from the keyboard and comtemplate what it is inside thatirks you so. k?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Ooh ooh, I know this one...
I think it's you that irks him, Nakers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

I know what happens next here too.
One of them goes "Don't get so upset on the internet" and the other one goes "I'm not upset, but you clearly are because you accused me of being upset" and the one who gets the accusation in first thinks they've won because the other person is now on the defensive about the alleged upsetness or otherwise, whereas the real loser is everyone else who has to read the turgid argument. And the first people for not having a valid point. And the second person for taking it too seriously. And me for writing this much about it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)

It sounds as though you are getting upset on the internet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)

That's me!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Also did you see this in the previous thread
www.ppauctions.com/auction.php?thisPage=1&id=67&perPage=200&sort=2&search&cat=all
old bbc sound kit for sale.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I did not - some folks I know might well be keen on getting in on that, ta.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Tell them not to bid on any 19-22inch lcd tvs plz xxx

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

ok bbz x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)

revolting the most erotic thing I've ever seen and i have it on VHS (not DVD) and i wank off to it regularly whilst choking myself and forcing mini cans of 7 up into my arse.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

2L bottles, please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

+ of cum

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

That's metric you spaz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

+ 2x 568ml of cum.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Also, i don't buy the big issue because it's shit
If it was more like "Nuts" magazine, but with additional right wing hysterical politics, then I might consider it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I don't buy it as filthy scummers sell it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

well taht too
i saw one once with brand new nike trainers on! unless they have shopping bags for shoes they don't need my charity
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I agree with you that it's shit
and I'm not at all surprised that you read "Nuts".
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I have never read nuts actually*



*there are very few words
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Are you more of a "zoo" man? Or do you read FHM "ironically"?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I'm more of a readers wives man, and i dabble in asian babes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

+i

You nonce
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

All my dayz, I've got a new Best Thing Ever
The japanese chain down the road does chicken noodle soup and its the most filling tasty amazing soup I've ever had in my entire life ever (except Ma's chicken soup). SOOOOOOO nice.

It's a YouMeSushi place. God, i fucking love Farringdon/Kings Cross.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

wouldn't a 'new best thing ever' be new guts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I'd just ruin those ones anyway.
If replacing my guts would fix it, I'm sure I would have had a gut transplant by now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I read about someone who had one recently, he had to eat through a tube for a year

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Boris wouldn't like that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Bob Crow is already balloting for strike action to prevent this happening

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Honestly I'm amazed you can eat so much japanese and chinese food.
I LOVE chinese and japanese food, but both cuisines remain to this day the only general types of food that can bring me out in an allergic reaction.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)

racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)

oh man I wish it were that simple.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)