If my wife could see this shit she'd be spilling pre-cum juices left right and centre

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

She sounds a bit fucked up.
Really dude.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)

That's not on man, I was going for banter there
You have a free pass to call me a cunt but don't go calling my wife fucked up, that's out of fucking order you little prick
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)

*Banter*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)

The correct answer was
"I retract that thing about your cunt fucking kids"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)

I didn't realise.
If it was multiple choice, I may have done better.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Allow me to be of assistance
You have been insulted by a fellow b3tan. Is the appropriate response;

a) I take your points on board and will give them due consideration based on your impeccable standing and reputation as a gentleman of honour.
b) Fuck fucking off you fucking short/fat/gay/Jewish/Nazi/spastic/Australian/smug/whale-like/Deacon/rapist/slaggy/drug-addled/Scottish/absurdly vain/troll/illiterate shitcunt
c) Prick
d) An elaborate and imaginative combination of the above which shatters the boundaries of acceptable internet banter whilst breaking new ground in the fields of verbosity, alliteration and originality

Hint: not d)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)