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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What is your favourite vegetable OT?
I like carrots. I could munch on those fuckers all day. Tasty stuff right there.

Alt: What do you like that no other fucker appears to like? How do you go against the grain?

Altalt: Which user on here is the most wide open, no regard for personal security online and all that shit? Lax motherfuckers, that's what I'm after.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:09, 253 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
potatos, do they count?
alt: rimming your mum, I personally like the taste of old 2 pence pieces

altalt: Ask AA for his pin
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
......how does... no . I'm not sure I want to know.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I could fill a decent sized shed with the fuckers that'd want to rim my dear old ma

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
You are Dan Quayle AICMFP

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Oh man, it really dates me that I get that joke.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Everyone on this board, except AA and Poppet, SHOULD get it
The fact that we do just makes us CLEVER
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
No, it makes you OLD.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)
+wise

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Old does not necessarily mean wise.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Donno myself.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Yeah but you're like 12 innit
Plus Quayle was a Republican, your people hate them
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Mushrooms.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
I guess a good umbrella is always useful for you wee man

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Mushrooms are great.
Vegetable nearest to the texture of meat.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Chicken is the nearest thing to meat

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Cock is the nearest thing to meat.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
You are Peregrin Took AICMFP

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
I had to google that. No idea who you were going on about.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
It was a direct LOTR reference actually
not a comment on your height. I only just thought of the height thing. Cos I'm nice, you see.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Mushrooms are not vegetables.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
You're a fun guy.
A really fun guy. You're right of course.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Alt, your wife's a bit of a goer. bangs like the shithouse door when the plague's in town.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)
You are Edmund Blackadder AICMFP

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
If my wife could see this shit she'd be spilling pre-cum juices left right and centre

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
She sounds a bit fucked up.
Really dude.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
That's not on man, I was going for banter there
You have a free pass to call me a cunt but don't go calling my wife fucked up, that's out of fucking order you little prick
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
*Banter*

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
The correct answer was
"I retract that thing about your cunt fucking kids"
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I didn't realise.
If it was multiple choice, I may have done better.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Allow me to be of assistance
You have been insulted by a fellow b3tan. Is the appropriate response;

a) I take your points on board and will give them due consideration based on your impeccable standing and reputation as a gentleman of honour.
b) Fuck fucking off you fucking short/fat/gay/Jewish/Nazi/spastic/Australian/smug/whale-like/Deacon/rapist/slaggy/drug-addled/Scottish/absurdly vain/troll/illiterate shitcunt
c) Prick
d) An elaborate and imaginative combination of the above which shatters the boundaries of acceptable internet banter whilst breaking new ground in the fields of verbosity, alliteration and originality

Hint: not d)
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
CARROT LOVES OF THE INTERWEBS UNITE
I fucking love carrots too Leo, it's like we're meant to be. I also like potatoes and sweetcorn, since you're asking. Not beetroot though, makes it look like you're shitting blood when you are in fact just shitting.

Alt: Naked underwater table tennis using crustaceans as bats. Very niche. Also CombiChrist.

AltAlt: Me probably, intetnet security is to me what a measurable sense of moral correctness, sparkling wit, breathtaking originality and imaginative verbal conjecture are to everyone else.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I have a very keen sense of moral rectitude, thank you VERY much.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Would you believe
that after writing that, I was too nice to single anyone out for abuse?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Well as far as morals are concerned
it wouldn't have been me. Mine are without fault.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
you have underestimated the parsnip

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
I have NOT
I had merely forgotten it. Mmmm, parsnips
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
i fucking love parnsips

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Do you at least rubber them up first?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
i give them
a quick wash, but no need to go crazy
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
As long as you roast them for long enough afterwards there's no need to let them go to waste either

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
batter them myself, dear boy

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
One can only imagine what with

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
sex juice and love

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I have fantastic moral correctness you mincing prat.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
See above
Also; bollocks
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
You clearly don't know me in person at all.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
It was meant as a comment on the "mincing prat" thing
However, I've no reason to disbelieve you
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I love beetroot Grand Moff Merengue, otherwise you're a damn good egg
Altalt: There are worse offenders than you my boy, and you are pretty darn fit if you don't mind me saying
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
There's a beetroot named after one of the top ranks in the Imperial Navy?!
That's fucking BRILLIANT

That's most kind of you dear boy, although I suspect this may be a wind-up
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
As much as you can take things on here seriously......you're a bit of a fittie

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
*blushes*
Awww, you
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is fucking weird.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Don't get jealous dear
You're still my second favourite b3tan who I've had a pint with this month
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
You like sweetcorn?
I'm surprised you still do, what with the amount of it you have to pluck out of your japseye (I AM MAKING A JOKE ABOUT YOU BEING A GAY).
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Impressive undermining of my "lack of originality" claim there

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Jicama, I like it so much that every supermarket in 20 miles now stocks it.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Chompy
tell us all how you met your new girlfriend?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I was looking for a girlfriend and whispered it to my clubcard late at night.
Next time I was in Tesco express there she was by the ready meals for one.

/old time b3ta fwiends
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
At what point did it move from being friends to being something "special"

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Travelodge

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Are you going to celebrate your 1st anniversary by blacking up and putting on a brummie accent?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)
I don't get this reference...

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Oh yes now I do.
Nope, I don't see any possible situation where blacking up will be a good idea.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Being chased by a Predator?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I was recently invited to an olympic themed barbeque
My missus thought it would be acceptable for her to black up and go as Usain Bolt. I disagreed.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Your missus is too good for you

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Possibly aubergines. Not sure.
Alt: I am one-man grain-going-against machine.

Altalt: Martin, 65, Savoury Preserves Consultant, Partridge-land.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Eggplants are ace.
I have them whenever I can afford them.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
No they're not you're both wrong.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Never heard of them.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I actually had to tell old poppet what an aubergine was when I met her.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Did you?
I don't remember that...
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
It was in the pub and I mentioned aubergine, and you said "ya wat mayte?"
and I said, "you know eggplant?" and you said "of course I do yah gallah?" and I said "same thing"
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
*plays mournful piano version of Neighbours theme, used when a character dies*

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Best response EVAH!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
it's an eggplant

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I know that, that's why in response to Monty's post, I said "Eggplants are ace", in agreement.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I thought you couldn't remember what an egg plant is

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Nope, I'm good ta.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Going against the grain is sooooooo
mainstream
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
this is why he's a hipster.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
and he'll claim he isn't
using words like 'fucking' and 'shit' which proves he is
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Are you chatting me up?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
CQ's more 'alternative' than you.
You are chairman of his fan club AICMFP.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Me and Foggsy are like *that*

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
By this you mean he is on top

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Broccoli
although it's been hard to get hold of recently, the shit weather did for the latest crop.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Where the fuck do you live the Faroh islands?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)
DOESN'T SOUND VERY 'LOCAL' TO ME

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
no, no pyramids here..
www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/9362044/Bad-weather-leads-to-broccoli-crisis.html
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
who the fuck viists 3 ssupermarkets to find a brocolli
*enter chompy with a repetative incorrect post*
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssnakes?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
i'd have to say potato
but peppers were ruddy close.

alt: i fucking LOVE brussel sprouts. love em. would eat a whole sodding plateful.

altalt: bit of a stalkerish question eh? i'm not the best or the worst. i simply endeavour to a: not be horrible enough to any individual to warrant targeting, and b: rely on the fact i've got sod all to steal or ruin.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Brussels Sprouts are as wrong as pedophilia.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)
only if you're a grown up cabbage

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)
And if you're a decent human being with, y'know, actual tastebuds and a sense of smell.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
You've only had them overcooked, they're great in stir frys

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
No, I've had them wrong. that's how I've had them.
I don't intend on trying them again.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
hahahaha!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
maybe a touch melodramatic
pedophilia at least you get sent to a place to hang out with other pedos in the name of rehab.

sprout love, you're all alone. surrounded by a rising ring of vivid green smog.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
They're nice slightly over done and mashed (well, crushed) with butter.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Sweet potato
Fucking nom.

Alt:
Making things work properly. Sick of IT staff "bodging" it

AltAlt:
Possibly me.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
just pop some duck tape on it

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
QUACK QUACK.
there. all fixed.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
*proffers bill*

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Thanks.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I've never had sweet potato.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
They are like ranga potatos

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I've had a cute one

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Really?
They are excellent
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)
either roasted, or make soup out of them

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
I peel them into strips and dry them slowly in the oven sprinkled with olive oil, sea salt and paprika
Healthy crisps FTW
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)
More like gaybo crisps.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
as long as they aren't cheese and onion, it's fine by me

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
They are really tasty

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Like your mum's tits.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Nommy nommy nom nom

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)
sounds good, have to try that one
would other flavours work, e.g. salt and vinegar (thinking wean child off walkers )
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Dunno
I think the sweetness works with the chilli
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I donno, it depends on context.
For staple it'll be something like onion or tomato (for sources), but I love asparagus dipped in a duck egg yolk. I also love auntychokes when they're boiled and you get some alloli or tobacco mayo to scrape the flesh off the leaves with your teeth then finally you get the heart which is Georgia's.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)
tobacco mayo?
Also:

Auntychokes is fucking brilliant
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
nothing like an asphyxi-wank by a close relative

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Shame Uncle Gary got banged up, eh?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Ahh, Tabasco !
You can always tell when I'm on my mobile and not concentrating.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
tobacco mayo sounds pretty grim

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I'm hoping for tobasco

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Reprazentin' for spinach right here
Popeye knew his shit when it came to leafy green vegetables.

Alt: I think Nakers is alright.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Spinach is pretty damn good.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I agree
I like it raw in salads and wilted with butter
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
I made that spinach and parmesan breadcrumb ball pasta that you get a Caluccio's once
it was very good, although a pain in the arse to make

www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/pastawithcourgettesa_93036
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Sounds nice

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I have it raw a lot in sandwiches too
I also like it in quiche, or in a pie.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Had it shredded in a risotto once with goats cheese
V nice
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
I made a greek vegetarian pie with it a couple of weeks ago.
had haloumi and spinach, was very lush.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)
*invites self round*

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I was actually really proud of it! I made the pastry from scratch and everything.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
ditto
It has entirely replaced lettuce in sandwiches for me
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Thanks for the support TUP
also thanks for pointing out the wave of fecal hatred i have to face everyday on here.

If KFC had a theme tune I would hear it playing quietly in the backround.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
TUP is a welsh word for
'not right in the head'.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
A "tup" in Sunderland is a fuck
i.e.

Did you tup her?
Aye, up the shitter
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
It's clear that Nakers thinks I am a simpleton he could fuck.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)
+ up the shitter

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
+ pints of cum

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
*pleads 5th*

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Broccoli and peppers. Can I have two? I am a greedy guts after all.
Alt: painting little men
Alt alt: AA and gonz like sharing, I like to think I'm quite open (to constant abuse) as well.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
the twitter fiasco really proved that

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Tangles is wrong, dyaaky.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)
What's that about?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Have I missed this?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Bobby's twitter account was lonked here and he had a spazz out

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Ahh, OK
I don't understand Twitter
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I didn't spaz out i asked for the picture to be taken down.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)
What was the pic of Bob?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
My twitter front page, with my gorgeous face on it. And lots of tweets.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Ahhh OK
I can understand why this might upset you
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Indeed, some of those tweets were embarrasingly dull.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
It was more who posted it than what was posted. Plus it had my rl friends details on
Which I now know is bad form to post as battered carefully explained to me
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Peppers are a fruit.
So are you.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I did not know that, so do I have to suck cock now and like shit music.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I'm afraid so.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Man I was my enjoying my Curtis stigers marathon

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Did you check that Grand Funk Railroad recommendation I gave you?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Yes. Good shout! I think my tastes are a bit more blue grass/southern music but that was good.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
You might like some of the Grateful Dead then.
My tips: Workingman's Dead and American Beauty, both good country style LPs. Much more mellow than most of my records but excellent nonetheless.

cf Flying Burrito Bros, New Riders of the Purple Sage
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Love the grateful dead, saw them in Chicago, minus the dead one.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
dead oneS
Their best member, Ron 'Pigpen' McKernan(sp), died in the early 70s.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Ooh trivia. Cheers for suggestions, when I get real Internet ill check out your suggestions.
You might want to check out brother beyond and wet wet wet.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Nice.
The best Dead records are Live Dead, Aomoxoa, Anthem of the Sun and perhaps either Steal Your Face or Europe 72.

I recommended those other two as they were closer to what you were asking for.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:21, Reply)
You should make playlist on spotify, I'd subscribe.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
In reality I'd never get it together, but ta.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I'd subscribe, but never get it together to actually listen.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)
*useless cunt fives*

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:44, Reply)
*shows ropes*

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)
*lubes anus*

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Carrots, Broccoli, Parsnips, Potatoes, Onions, Sweetcorn, the list goes on
I don't think I could choose one.

Alt: Chicken and marmite sandwiches.

AltAlt: Probably me.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Beautiful South lesser known b side

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)
How did your soup get on?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I didn't end up doing it last night, doing it tonight instead.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Cool whats going to be your spin on it?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Going to stick in the slow cooker overnight with some carrots, grated celery, a little thyme, and onions
Allow that to cook overnight, then I'll sieve it through, remove all bones and add some noodles and sweetcorn, as well as some chilli flakes, allow them to cook through, then just season to taste.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I taste by putting it in my fucking mouth

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Yes, that's what I'm going to do too, then add certain things to make it taste better before serving it.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Spunk?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
No.
Salt, pepper, things like that.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Boring!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Vegetable man where are you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7e1RUXUx7o
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I also like the JAMC cover.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Good call.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Right, fuck the lot of you.
I've finished writing my prac report, I'm off to bed. Have an awful afternoon, or don't, I don't care.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Wank off kangaroo lover.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Brocolli - it's bloody brilliant.
Alt: Brussles Sprouts - especially with a bit of bacon in. But then, bacon makes everything better.

AltAlt: Don't worry, if you get in to proper financial shit there's always some fat, desperate, pseudo-American who will pay your mortgage for you; leaving you free to drink yourself to death.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)
OMG I forgot about the bacon thing I was reading....
Let me find it and link

www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2012/jul/13/bacon-baconalia-has-it-gone-too-far

No mention of Bacaine :(
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Dude ta re gaz, sorry I didn't reply.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
No Probs.
As long as you saved the link
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Bacon toothpaste? That's fucking rank.
Otherwise - I'm afraid that *most* bacon related things are fine by me.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Agreed

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
A bacon sandwich with onions and mushrooms where they've all been fried in the same pan is better than fine, it's magnificent.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
That sounds better than someone else paying for me to skydive and stealing sweets from the odeon combined!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
You can get paid to Skydive?
Is this some kind of Colcloughesque rouse?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1675514
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Sprouts blanched and stirfried in the pan from which a beef joint has just been removed
are fucking outstanding, also good with chestnuts - although that is flatulence gelignite.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
*adds to recipe book*

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
lightly steamed kale drizzled with garlic butter is also lush.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
+ finely chopped red chilli

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
+ pints of cum

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I bloody love Kale.
Kale in mash is amazing!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I think they went downhill after Fish left

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Bacon
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Needs moar bacon.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
+ two slices of bread

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I am going to attempt to remove the hardrive from my old broken laptop
and save the photos and stuff on there to my new computer at some point, i think the chances of success are around 35%
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Could you use something like this?
www.amazon.co.uk/SATA-HARD-DRIVE-CADDY-ENCLOSURE/dp/B002UZO07C
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I bought a USB connector with an SATA interface at the other end so you just plug it in like any external drive.
It's really easy.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/IOMAX-SATA-Adapter-Power-Drive/dp/B001A5SK56/ref=sr_1_1?s=computers&ie=UTF8&qid=1342535362&sr=1-1

Like this one.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
If its an old laptop it might not be a SATA drive

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)
That one does IDE as well

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Thats OK then

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
It's not that old, 7 years maybe?
anyway I'll get the drive out and have a look see hwat it is before buying anything
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Not that old?
7 years?

These two statements do not go together.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Nonce

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
GREAT SUBTHREAD, NAKERS!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)
i thought I'd entice all the nerds out with some tricky technical shizzle

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
And then upset them all with your wilful lack of understanding of any advice they give?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)
I never get upset-
And theire advice got my router working :p
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I *knew* those nerds would come in handy one day.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Yes, very much so

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
that's the plan!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)
That's pretty much what I intend to do
with Monty's machine when I get around to fixing it.

Although, depending on how much crap he's got on there, I may well just stick a pen drive in, instead.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Is it a SATA drive?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
It's an Acer...
i haven't taken the drive out yet to have look.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
did anybody else lol at that article in Vice about goths?
There's a picture of a steampunk in it.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I don't read vice.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
it's funny, but the website is better.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Does anybody else read Vice?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)
it's a bit alternative for my taste

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)
but not as alternative as a steampunk ICP fan.
Soz :'(
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
B3tards won't work on my iPad so here is a link to a kitten doing a joey deacon impression.
i.imgur.com/tpjyt.jpg
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)
That's shit, son.
This (shamelessly stolen from /talk) has had me in fucking fits, though:

4.bp.blogspot.com/_ah63153bXx0/TPcsKOI2m_I/AAAAAAAAEgU/eov5x8C_KY0/s1600/Faggot-Family.jpg
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I cannot recommend clicking that link enough.
I keep sneaking another look and lolling.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)
The dad looks like AA

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)
HAHA!
He does as well.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)
No it doesn't.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)
He does.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)


(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)
In other news I am tempted to start early in the pub.
And by early I mean NOW.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Now is an acceptable time.
You have my blessing.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Well start a new thread about it Warwick

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I have already started two threads in the last 24 hours. Modesty prevents me from starting a third.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I have sent back te useless headphones and ordered the normal ones i get
this is good news, although not necessarily for you
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
*writes this down*
This is dynamite stuff, Nakie-noo, keep it comin'.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
If you phone the BBC quickly they'll be able to headline this on the 6pm news.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:57, Reply)
maybe we should 'tweet' them?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)

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