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	 What is your favourite vegetable OT?
	What is your favourite vegetable OT?
 	I like carrots. I could munch on those fuckers all day. Tasty stuff right there.
Alt: What do you like that no other fucker appears to like? How do you go against the grain?
Altalt: Which user on here is the most wide open, no regard for personal security online and all that shit? Lax motherfuckers, that's what I'm after.
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:09,
	
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	 potatos, do they count?
	potatos, do they count?
 	alt: rimming your mum, I personally like the taste of old 2 pence pieces
altalt: Ask AA for his pin
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:10,
	
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	 ......how does... no . I'm not sure I want to know.
	......how does... no . I'm not sure I want to know.
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:12,
	
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	 I could fill a decent sized shed with the fuckers that'd want to rim my dear old ma
	I could fill a decent sized shed with the fuckers that'd want to rim my dear old ma
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:12,
	
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	 You are Dan Quayle AICMFP
	You are Dan Quayle AICMFP
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15,
	
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	 Oh man, it really dates me that I get that joke.
	Oh man, it really dates me that I get that joke.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 Everyone on this board, except AA and Poppet, SHOULD get it
	Everyone on this board, except AA and Poppet, SHOULD get it
 	The fact that we do just makes us CLEVER
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20,
	
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	 No, it makes you OLD.
	No, it makes you OLD.
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:21,
	
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	 +wise
	+wise
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:24,
	
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	 Old does not necessarily mean wise.
	Old does not necessarily mean wise.
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27,
	
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	 Donno myself.
	Donno myself. 
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26,
	
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	 Yeah but you're like 12 innit
	Yeah but you're like 12 innit
 	Plus Quayle was a Republican, your people hate them
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27,
	
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	 Mushrooms.
	Mushrooms.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:13,
	
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	 I guess a good umbrella is always useful for you wee man
	I guess a good umbrella is always useful for you wee man
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:14,
	
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	 Mushrooms are great.
	Mushrooms are great.
 	Vegetable nearest to the texture of meat.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:14,
	
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	 Chicken is the nearest thing to meat
	Chicken is the nearest thing to meat
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15,
	
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	 Cock is the nearest thing to meat.
	Cock is the nearest thing to meat.
 	
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:17,
	
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	 You are Peregrin Took AICMFP
	You are Peregrin Took AICMFP
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15,
	
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	 I had to google that. No idea who you were going on about.
	I had to google that. No idea who you were going on about.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:17,
	
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	 It was a direct LOTR reference actually
	It was a direct LOTR reference actually
 	not a comment on your height. I only just thought of the height thing. Cos I'm nice, you see.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18,
	
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	 Mushrooms are not vegetables.
	Mushrooms are not vegetables.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27,
	
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	 You're a fun guy.
	You're a fun guy.
 	A really fun guy. You're right of course.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:28,
	
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	 Alt, your wife's a bit of a goer. bangs like the shithouse door when the plague's in town.
	Alt, your wife's a bit of a goer. bangs like the shithouse door when the plague's in town.
 	
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:14,
	
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	 You are Edmund Blackadder AICMFP
	You are Edmund Blackadder AICMFP
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15,
	
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	 If my wife could see this shit she'd be spilling pre-cum juices left right and centre
	If my wife could see this shit she'd be spilling pre-cum juices left right and centre
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15,
	
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	 She sounds a bit fucked up.
	She sounds a bit fucked up.
 	Really dude.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18,
	
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	 That's not on man, I was going for banter there
	That's not on man, I was going for banter there
 	You have a free pass to call me a cunt but don't go calling my wife fucked up, that's out of fucking order you little prick
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22,
	
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	 *Banter*
	*Banter*
 	
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:30,
	
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	 The correct answer was
	The correct answer was 
 	"I retract that thing about your cunt fucking kids"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:32,
	
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	 I didn't realise.
	I didn't realise.
 	If it was multiple choice, I may have done better.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:35,
	
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	 Allow me to be of assistance
	Allow me to be of assistance
 	You have been insulted by a fellow b3tan. Is the appropriate response;
a) I take your points on board and will give them due consideration based on your impeccable standing and reputation as a gentleman of honour.
b) Fuck fucking off you fucking short/fat/gay/Jewish/Nazi/spastic/Australian/smug/whale-like/Deacon/rapist/slaggy/drug-addled/Scottish/absurdly vain/troll/illiterate shitcunt
c) Prick
d) An elaborate and imaginative combination of the above which shatters the boundaries of acceptable internet banter whilst breaking new ground in the fields of verbosity, alliteration and originality
Hint: not d)
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43,
	
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	 CARROT LOVES OF THE INTERWEBS UNITE
	CARROT LOVES OF THE INTERWEBS UNITE
 	I fucking love carrots too Leo, it's like we're meant to be. I also like potatoes and sweetcorn, since you're asking. Not beetroot though, makes it look like you're shitting blood when you are in fact just shitting.
Alt: Naked underwater table tennis using crustaceans as bats. Very niche. Also CombiChrist.
AltAlt: Me probably, intetnet security is to me what a measurable sense of moral correctness, sparkling wit, breathtaking originality and imaginative verbal conjecture are to everyone else.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:14,
	
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	 I have a very keen sense of moral rectitude, thank you VERY much.
	I have a very keen sense of moral rectitude, thank you VERY much.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:15,
	
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	 Would you believe
	Would you believe
 	that after writing that, I was too nice to single anyone out for abuse?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16,
	
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	 Well as far as morals are concerned
	Well as far as morals are concerned
 	it wouldn't have been me. Mine are without fault.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:17,
	
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	 you have underestimated the parsnip
	you have underestimated the parsnip
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16,
	
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	 I have NOT
	I have NOT
 	I had merely forgotten it. Mmmm, parsnips
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16,
	
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	 i fucking love parnsips
	i fucking love parnsips
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16,
	
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	 Do you at least rubber them up first?
	Do you at least rubber them up first?
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 i give them
	i give them 
 	a quick wash, but no need to go crazy
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20,
	
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	 As long as you roast them for long enough afterwards there's no need to let them go to waste either
	As long as you roast them for long enough afterwards there's no need to let them go to waste either
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26,
	
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	 batter them myself, dear boy
	batter them myself, dear boy
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26,
	
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	 One can only imagine what with
	One can only imagine what with
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:29,
	
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	 sex juice and love
	sex juice and love
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:37,
	
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	 I have fantastic moral correctness you mincing prat.
	I have fantastic moral correctness you mincing prat. 
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18,
	
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	 See above
	See above
 	Also; bollocks
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 You clearly don't know me in person at all.
	You clearly don't know me in person at all. 
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20,
	
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	 It was meant as a comment on the "mincing prat" thing
	It was meant as a comment on the "mincing prat" thing
 	However, I've no reason to disbelieve you
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22,
	
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	 I love beetroot Grand Moff Merengue, otherwise you're a damn good egg
	I love beetroot Grand Moff Merengue, otherwise you're a damn good egg
 	Altalt: There are worse offenders than you my boy, and you are pretty darn fit if you don't mind me saying
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 There's a beetroot named after one of the top ranks in the Imperial Navy?!
	There's a beetroot named after one of the top ranks in the Imperial Navy?!
 	That's fucking BRILLIANT
That's most kind of you dear boy, although I suspect this may be a wind-up
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22,
	
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	 As much as you can take things on here seriously......you're a bit of a fittie
	As much as you can take things on here seriously......you're a bit of a fittie
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:24,
	
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	 *blushes*
	*blushes*
 	Awww, you
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27,
	
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	 This is fucking weird.
	This is fucking weird.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39,
	
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	 Don't get jealous dear
	Don't get jealous dear
 	You're still my second favourite b3tan who I've had a pint with this month
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:44,
	
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	 You like sweetcorn?
	You like sweetcorn?
 	I'm surprised you still do, what with the amount of it you have to pluck out of your japseye (I AM MAKING A JOKE ABOUT YOU BEING A GAY).
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:25,
	
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	 Impressive undermining of my "lack of originality" claim there
	Impressive undermining of my "lack of originality" claim there
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26,
	
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	 Jicama, I like it so much that every supermarket in 20 miles now stocks it.
	Jicama, I like it so much that every supermarket in 20 miles now stocks it.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:16,
	
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	 lol
	lol
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20,
	
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	 Chompy
	Chompy
 	tell us all how you met your new girlfriend?
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:25,
	
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	 I was looking for a girlfriend and whispered it to my clubcard late at night.
	I was looking for a girlfriend and whispered it to my clubcard late at night.
 	Next time I was in Tesco express there she was by the ready meals for one. 
/old time b3ta fwiends
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27,
	
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	 At what point did it move from being friends to being something "special"
	At what point did it move from being friends to being something "special"
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:31,
	
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	 Travelodge
	Travelodge
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:34,
	
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	 Are you going to celebrate your 1st anniversary by blacking up and putting on a brummie accent?
	Are you going to celebrate your 1st anniversary by blacking up and putting on a brummie accent?
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:34,
	
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	 I don't get this reference...
	I don't get this reference...
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:38,
	
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	 Oh yes now I do.
	Oh yes now I do.
 	Nope, I don't see any possible situation where blacking up will be a good idea.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39,
	
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	 Being chased by a Predator?
	Being chased by a Predator?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43,
	
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	 I was recently invited to an olympic themed barbeque
	I was recently invited to an olympic themed barbeque
 	My missus thought it would be acceptable for her to black up and go as Usain Bolt. I disagreed.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:44,
	
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	 Your missus is too good for you
	Your missus is too good for you
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:45,
	
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	 Possibly aubergines. Not sure.
	Possibly aubergines. Not sure.
 	Alt: I am one-man grain-going-against machine.
Altalt: Martin, 65, Savoury Preserves Consultant, Partridge-land.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:17,
	
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	 Eggplants are ace.
	Eggplants are ace. 
 	I have them whenever I can afford them.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18,
	
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	 No they're not you're both wrong.
	No they're not you're both wrong. 
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 Never heard of them.
	Never heard of them.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 I actually had to tell old poppet what an aubergine was when I met her.
	I actually had to tell old poppet what an aubergine was when I met her.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 Did you?
	Did you?
 	I don't remember that...
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20,
	
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	 It was in the pub and I mentioned aubergine, and you said "ya wat mayte?"
	It was in the pub and I mentioned aubergine, and you said "ya wat mayte?"
 	and I said, "you know eggplant?" and you said "of course I do yah gallah?" and I said "same thing"
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22,
	
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	 *plays mournful piano version of Neighbours theme, used when a character dies*
	*plays mournful piano version of Neighbours theme, used when a character dies*
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:24,
	
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	 Best response EVAH!
	Best response EVAH!
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:25,
	
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	 it's an eggplant
	it's an eggplant
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22,
	
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	 I know that, that's why in response to Monty's post, I said "Eggplants are ace", in agreement.
	I know that, that's why in response to Monty's post, I said "Eggplants are ace", in agreement.
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:23,
	
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	 I thought you couldn't remember what an egg plant is
	I thought you couldn't remember what an egg plant is
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:29,
	
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	 Nope, I'm good ta.
	Nope, I'm good ta.
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:34,
	
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	 Going against the grain is sooooooo
	Going against the grain is sooooooo
 	mainstream
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 this is why he's a hipster.
	this is why he's a hipster.
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20,
	
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	 and he'll claim he isn't
	and he'll claim he isn't
 	using words like 'fucking' and 'shit' which proves he is
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:22,
	
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	 Are you chatting me up?
	Are you chatting me up?
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:19,
	
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	 CQ's more 'alternative' than you.
	CQ's more 'alternative' than you.
 	You are chairman of his fan club AICMFP.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:21,
	
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	 Me and Foggsy are like *that*
	Me and Foggsy are like *that*
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26,
	
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	 By this you mean he is on top
	By this you mean he is on top
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:33,
	
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	 Broccoli
	Broccoli
 	although it's been hard to get hold of recently, the shit weather did for the latest crop.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:18,
	
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	 Where the fuck do you live the Faroh islands?
	Where the fuck do you live the Faroh islands?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:21,
	
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	 DOESN'T SOUND VERY 'LOCAL' TO ME
	DOESN'T SOUND VERY 'LOCAL' TO ME
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:23,
	
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	 who the fuck viists 3 ssupermarkets to find a brocolli
	who the fuck viists 3 ssupermarkets to find a brocolli
 	*enter chompy with a repetative incorrect post*
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:28,
	
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	 ssssssssssssssssssssssssssnakes?
	ssssssssssssssssssssssssssnakes?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:28,
	
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	 i'd have to say potato
	i'd have to say potato
 	but peppers were ruddy close.
alt: i fucking LOVE brussel sprouts. love em. would eat a whole sodding plateful.
altalt: bit of a stalkerish question eh? i'm not the best or the worst. i simply endeavour to a: not be horrible enough to any individual to warrant targeting, and b: rely on the fact i've got sod all to steal or ruin.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:20,
	
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	 Brussels Sprouts are as wrong as pedophilia.
	Brussels Sprouts are as wrong as pedophilia.
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:23,
	
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	 only if you're a grown up cabbage
	only if you're a grown up cabbage
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:25,
	
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	 And if you're a decent human being with, y'know, actual tastebuds and a sense of smell.
	And if you're a decent human being with, y'know, actual tastebuds and a sense of smell.
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26,
	
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	 You've only had them overcooked, they're great in stir frys
	You've only had them overcooked, they're great in stir frys
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:36,
	
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	 No, I've had them wrong. that's how I've had them.
	No, I've had them wrong. that's how I've had them.
 	I don't intend on trying them again.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:39,
	
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	 hahahaha!
	hahahaha!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:28,
	
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	 maybe a touch melodramatic
	maybe a touch melodramatic
 	pedophilia at least you get sent to a place to hang out with other pedos in the name of rehab. 
sprout love, you're all alone. surrounded by a rising ring of vivid green smog.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:26,
	
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	 They're nice slightly over done and mashed (well, crushed) with butter.
	They're nice slightly over done and mashed (well, crushed) with butter. 
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:42,
	
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	 Sweet potato
	Sweet potato
 	Fucking nom.
Alt:
Making things work properly.  Sick of IT staff "bodging" it
AltAlt:
Possibly me.
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:27,
	
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	 just pop some duck tape on it
	just pop some duck tape on it
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:29,
	
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	 QUACK QUACK.
	QUACK QUACK.
 	there. all fixed.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:30,
	
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	 *proffers bill*
	*proffers bill*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:32,
	
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	 Thanks.
	Thanks.
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:35,
	
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	 I've never had sweet potato.
	I've never had sweet potato.
 	
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:29,
	
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	 They are like ranga potatos
	They are like ranga potatos
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:31,
	
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	 I've had a cute one
	I've had a cute one
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:31,
	
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	 Really?
	Really?
 	They are excellent
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 either roasted, or make soup out of them
	either roasted, or make soup out of them
 	
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	 I peel them into strips and dry them slowly in the oven sprinkled with olive oil, sea salt and paprika
	I peel them into strips and dry them slowly in the oven sprinkled with olive oil, sea salt and paprika
 	Healthy crisps FTW
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	 More like gaybo crisps.
	More like gaybo crisps.
 	
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	 as long as they aren't cheese and onion, it's fine by me
	as long as they aren't cheese and onion, it's fine by me
 	
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	 They are really tasty
	They are really tasty
 	
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	 Like your mum's tits.
	Like your mum's tits.
 	
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	 Nommy nommy nom nom
	Nommy nommy nom nom
 	
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	 sounds good, have to try that one
	sounds good, have to try that one
 	would other flavours work, e.g. salt and vinegar (thinking wean child off walkers )
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	 Dunno
	Dunno
 	I think the sweetness works with the chilli
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	 I donno, it depends on context.
	I donno, it depends on context. 
 	For staple it'll be something like onion or tomato (for sources), but I love asparagus dipped in a duck egg yolk. I also love auntychokes when they're boiled and you get some alloli or tobacco mayo to scrape the flesh off the leaves with your teeth then finally you get the heart which is Georgia's.
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	 tobacco mayo?
	tobacco mayo?
 	 Also:
Auntychokes is fucking brilliant
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	 nothing like an asphyxi-wank by a close relative
	nothing like an asphyxi-wank by a close relative
 	
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	 Shame Uncle Gary got banged up, eh?
	Shame Uncle Gary got banged up, eh?
 	
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	 Ahh, Tabasco !
	Ahh, Tabasco !
 	You can always tell when I'm on my mobile and not concentrating.
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	 tobacco mayo sounds pretty grim
	tobacco mayo sounds pretty grim
 	
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	 I'm hoping for tobasco
	I'm hoping for tobasco
 	
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	 Reprazentin' for spinach right here
	Reprazentin' for spinach right here
 	Popeye knew his shit when it came to leafy green vegetables.
Alt: I think Nakers is alright.
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	 Spinach is pretty damn good.
	Spinach is pretty damn good.
 	
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	 I agree
	I agree
 	I like it raw in salads and wilted with butter
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	 I made that spinach and parmesan breadcrumb ball pasta that you get a Caluccio's once
	I made that spinach and parmesan breadcrumb ball pasta that you get a Caluccio's once
 	it was very good, although a  pain in the arse to make
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/pastawithcourgettesa_93036
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	 Sounds nice
	Sounds nice
 	
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	 I have it raw a lot in sandwiches too
	I have it raw a lot in sandwiches too
 	I also like it in quiche, or in a pie.
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	 Had it shredded in a risotto once with goats cheese
	Had it shredded in a risotto once with goats cheese
 	V nice
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	 I made a greek vegetarian pie with it a couple of weeks ago.
	I made a greek vegetarian pie with it a couple of weeks ago.
 	had haloumi and spinach, was very lush.
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	 *invites self round*
	*invites self round*
 	
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	 I was actually really proud of it! I made the pastry from scratch and everything.
	I was actually really proud of it! I made the pastry from scratch and everything.
 	
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	 ditto
	ditto
 	It has entirely replaced lettuce in sandwiches for me
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	 Thanks for the support TUP
	Thanks for the support TUP
 	also thanks for pointing out the wave of fecal hatred i have to face everyday on here. 
If KFC had a theme tune I would hear it playing quietly in the backround.
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	 TUP is a welsh word for
	TUP is a welsh word for 
 	'not right in the head'.
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	 A "tup" in Sunderland is a fuck
	A "tup" in Sunderland is a fuck
 	i.e.
Did you tup her?
Aye, up the shitter
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	 It's clear that Nakers thinks I am a simpleton he could fuck.
	It's clear that Nakers thinks I am a simpleton he could fuck.
 	
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	 + up the shitter
	+ up the shitter
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:42,
	
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	 + pints of cum
	+ pints of cum
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 14:43,
	
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	 *pleads 5th*
	*pleads 5th*
 	
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	 Broccoli and peppers. Can I have two? I am a greedy guts after all.
	Broccoli and peppers. Can I have two? I am a greedy guts after all.
 	Alt: painting little men
Alt alt: AA and gonz like sharing, I like to think I'm quite open (to constant abuse) as well.
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
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	 the twitter fiasco really proved that
	the twitter fiasco really proved that
 	
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	 Tangles is wrong, dyaaky.
	Tangles is wrong, dyaaky.
 	
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	 What's that about?
	What's that about?
 	
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	 Have I missed this?
	Have I missed this?
 	
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	 Bobby's twitter account was lonked here and he had a spazz out
	Bobby's twitter account was lonked here and he had a spazz out
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
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	 Ahh, OK
	Ahh, OK
 	I don't understand Twitter
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	 I didn't spaz out i asked for the picture to be taken down.
	I didn't spaz out i asked for the picture to be taken down. 
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
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	 What was the pic of Bob?
	What was the pic of Bob?
 	
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	 My twitter front page, with my gorgeous face on it. And lots of tweets.
	My twitter front page, with my gorgeous face on it. And lots of tweets.
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
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	 Ahhh OK
	Ahhh OK
 	I can understand why this might upset you
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	 Indeed, some of those tweets were embarrasingly dull.
	Indeed, some of those tweets were embarrasingly dull.
 	
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	 It was more who posted it than what was posted. Plus it had my rl friends details on
	It was more who posted it than what was posted. Plus it had my rl friends details on 
 	Which I now know is bad form to post as battered carefully explained to me
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	 Peppers are a fruit.
	Peppers are a fruit.
 	So are you.
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 	I did not know that, so do I have to suck cock now and like shit music.
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	 I'm afraid so.
	I'm afraid so.
 	
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	 Man I was my enjoying my Curtis stigers marathon
	Man I was my enjoying my Curtis stigers marathon 
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
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	 Did you check that Grand Funk Railroad recommendation I gave you?
	Did you check that Grand Funk Railroad recommendation I gave you?
 	
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	 Yes. Good shout! I think my tastes are a bit more blue grass/southern music but that was good.
	Yes. Good shout! I think my tastes are a bit more blue grass/southern music but that was good. 
 	
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	 You might like some of the Grateful Dead then.
	You might like some of the Grateful Dead then.
 	My tips: Workingman's Dead and American Beauty, both good country style LPs. Much more mellow than most of my records but excellent nonetheless.
cf Flying Burrito Bros, New Riders of the Purple Sage
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	 Love the grateful dead, saw them in Chicago, minus the dead one.
	Love the grateful dead, saw them in Chicago, minus the dead one. 
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:11,
	
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	 dead oneS
	dead oneS
 	Their best member, Ron 'Pigpen' McKernan(sp), died in the early 70s.
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	 Ooh trivia. Cheers for suggestions, when I get real Internet ill check out your suggestions.
	Ooh trivia. Cheers for suggestions, when I get real Internet ill check out your suggestions.
 	You might want to check out brother beyond and wet wet wet.
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	 Nice.
	Nice.
 	The best Dead records are Live Dead, Aomoxoa, Anthem of the Sun and perhaps either Steal Your Face or Europe 72.
I recommended those other two as they were closer to what you were asking for.
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	 You should make playlist on spotify, I'd subscribe.
	You should make playlist on spotify, I'd subscribe.
 	
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	 In reality I'd never get it together, but ta.
	In reality I'd never get it together, but ta.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
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	 I'd subscribe, but never get it together to actually listen.
	I'd subscribe, but never get it together to actually listen.
 	
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	 *useless cunt fives*
	*useless cunt fives*
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
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	 *shows ropes*
	*shows ropes*
 	
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	 *lubes anus*
	*lubes anus*
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:06,
	
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	 Carrots, Broccoli, Parsnips, Potatoes, Onions, Sweetcorn, the list goes on
	Carrots, Broccoli, Parsnips, Potatoes, Onions, Sweetcorn, the list goes on
 	I don't think I could choose one.
Alt: Chicken and marmite sandwiches.
AltAlt: Probably me.
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	 Beautiful South lesser known  b side
	Beautiful South lesser known  b side
 	
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	 How did your soup get on?
	How did your soup get on?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:10,
	
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	 I didn't end up doing it last night, doing it tonight instead.
	I didn't end up doing it last night, doing it tonight instead.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
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	 Cool whats going to be your spin on it?
	Cool whats going to be your spin on it?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:13,
	
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	 Going to stick in the slow cooker overnight with some carrots, grated celery, a little thyme, and onions
	Going to stick in the slow cooker overnight with some carrots, grated celery, a little thyme, and onions
 	Allow that to cook overnight, then I'll sieve it through, remove all bones and add some noodles and sweetcorn, as well as some chilli flakes, allow them to cook through, then just season to taste.
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	 I taste by putting it in my fucking mouth
	I taste by putting it in my fucking mouth
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:16,
	
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	 Yes, that's what I'm going to do too, then add certain things to make it taste better before serving it.
	Yes, that's what I'm going to do too, then add certain things to make it taste better before serving it.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
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	 Spunk?
	Spunk?
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:27,
	
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	 No.
	No.
 	Salt, pepper, things like that.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:27,
	
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	 Boring!
	Boring!
 	
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	 Vegetable man where are you?
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7e1RUXUx7o
	Vegetable man where are you?
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7e1RUXUx7o
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	 I also like the JAMC cover.
	I also like the JAMC cover.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
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	 Good call.
	Good call.
 	
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	 Right, fuck the lot of you.
	Right, fuck the lot of you. 
 	I've finished writing my prac report, I'm off to bed. Have an awful afternoon, or don't, I don't care.
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	 Wank off kangaroo lover.
	Wank off kangaroo lover. 
 	
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	 Brocolli - it's bloody brilliant.
	Brocolli - it's bloody brilliant.
 	Alt: Brussles Sprouts - especially with a bit of bacon in.  But then, bacon makes everything better.
AltAlt: Don't worry, if you get in to proper financial shit there's always some fat, desperate, pseudo-American who will pay your mortgage for you; leaving you free to drink yourself to death.
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 Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!
 Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:13,
	
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	 OMG I forgot about the bacon thing I was reading....
	OMG I forgot about the bacon thing I was reading....
 	Let me find it and link
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2012/jul/13/bacon-baconalia-has-it-gone-too-farNo mention of Bacaine :(
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:14,
	
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	 Dude ta re gaz, sorry I didn't reply.
	Dude ta re gaz, sorry I didn't reply.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:15,
	
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	 No Probs.
	No Probs.
 	As long as you saved the link
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:17,
	
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	 Bacon toothpaste?  That's fucking rank.
	Bacon toothpaste?  That's fucking rank.
 	Otherwise - I'm afraid that *most* bacon related things are fine by me.
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 Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!
 Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:17,
	
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	 Agreed
	Agreed
 	
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	 A bacon sandwich with onions and mushrooms where they've all been fried in the same pan is better than fine, it's magnificent.
	A bacon sandwich with onions and mushrooms where they've all been fried in the same pan is better than fine, it's magnificent.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
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	 That sounds better than someone else paying for me to skydive and stealing sweets from the odeon combined!
	That sounds better than someone else paying for me to skydive and stealing sweets from the odeon combined!
 	
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	 You can get paid to Skydive?
	You can get paid to Skydive?
 	Is this some kind of Colcloughesque rouse?
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 Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!
 Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:33,
	
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	 Sprouts blanched and stirfried in the pan from which a beef joint has just been removed
	Sprouts blanched and stirfried in the pan from which a beef joint has just been removed
 	are fucking outstanding, also good with chestnuts - although that is flatulence gelignite.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:14,
	
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	 *adds to recipe book*
	*adds to recipe book*
 	
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 Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!
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	 lightly steamed kale drizzled with garlic butter is also lush.
	lightly steamed kale drizzled with garlic butter is also lush.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
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	 + finely chopped red chilli
	+ finely chopped red chilli
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:29,
	
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	 + pints of cum
	+ pints of cum
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 I bloody love Kale.
	I bloody love Kale.
 	Kale in mash is amazing!
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 Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!
 Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:34,
	
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	 I think they went downhill after Fish left
	I think they went downhill after Fish left
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 Bacon
	 
 	Bacon
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:15,
	
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	 Needs moar bacon.
	Needs moar bacon.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:19,
	
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	 + two slices of bread
	+ two slices of bread
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:24,
	
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	 I am going to attempt to remove the hardrive from  my old broken laptop
	I am going to attempt to remove the hardrive from  my old broken laptop
 	and save the photos and stuff on there to my new computer at some point, i think the chances of success are around 35%
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:27,
	
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	 I bought a USB connector with an SATA interface at the other end so you just plug it in like any external drive.
	I bought a USB connector with an SATA interface at the other end so you just plug it in like any external drive.
 	It's really easy.
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 Bazongaloid
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	 If its an old laptop it might not be a SATA drive
	If its an old laptop it might not be a SATA drive
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:32,
	
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	 That one does IDE as well
	That one does IDE as well
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:33,
	
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	 Thats OK then
	Thats OK then
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:34,
	
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	 It's not that old, 7 years maybe?
	It's not that old, 7 years maybe?
 	anyway I'll get the drive out and have a look see hwat it is before buying anything
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:34,
	
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	 Not that old?
	Not that old?
 	7 years?
These two statements do not go together.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:36,
	
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	 Nonce
	Nonce
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:39,
	
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	 GREAT SUBTHREAD, NAKERS!
	GREAT SUBTHREAD, NAKERS!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:36,
	
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	 i thought I'd entice all the nerds out with some tricky technical shizzle
	i thought I'd entice all the nerds out with some tricky technical shizzle
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:38,
	
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	 And then upset them all with your wilful lack of understanding of any advice they give?
	And then upset them all with your wilful lack of understanding of any advice they give?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:40,
	
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	 I never get upset-
	I never get upset-
 	And theire advice got my router working :p
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:42,
	
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	 I *knew* those nerds would come in handy one day.
	I *knew* those nerds would come in handy one day.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:51,
	
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	 Yes, very much so
	Yes, very much so
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:29,
	
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	 that's the plan!
	that's the plan!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:31,
	
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	 That's pretty much what I intend to do
	That's pretty much what I intend to do 
 	with Monty's machine when I get around to fixing it.
Although, depending on how much crap he's got on there, I may well just stick a pen drive in, instead.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:33,
	
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	 Is it a SATA drive?
	Is it a SATA drive?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:33,
	
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	 It's an Acer...
	It's an Acer...
 	i haven't taken the drive out yet to have  look.
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:39,
	
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	 did anybody else lol at that article in Vice about goths?
	did anybody else lol at that article in Vice about goths?
 	There's a picture of a steampunk in it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:38,
	
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	 I don't read vice.
	I don't read vice.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:39,
	
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	 it's funny, but the website is better.
	it's funny, but the website is better.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:40,
	
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	 Does anybody else read Vice?
	Does anybody else read Vice?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:40,
	
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	 it's a bit alternative for my taste
	it's a bit alternative for my taste
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:45,
	
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	 but not as alternative as a steampunk ICP fan.
	but not as alternative as a steampunk ICP fan.
 	Soz :'(
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	 B3tards won't work on my iPad so here is a link to a kitten doing a joey deacon impression.
 	i.imgur.com/tpjyt.jpg
	B3tards won't work on my iPad so here is a link to a kitten doing a joey deacon impression.
 	i.imgur.com/tpjyt.jpg
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:43,
	
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	 That's shit, son.
	That's shit, son.
 	This (shamelessly stolen from /talk) has had me in fucking fits, though:
4.bp.blogspot.com/_ah63153bXx0/TPcsKOI2m_I/AAAAAAAAEgU/eov5x8C_KY0/s1600/Faggot-Family.jpg
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:55,
	
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	 I cannot recommend clicking that link enough.
	I cannot recommend clicking that link enough.
 	I keep sneaking another look and lolling.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:58,
	
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	 The dad looks like AA
	The dad looks like AA 
 	
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 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?
 SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:58,
	
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	 HAHA!
	HAHA!
 	He does as well.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:02,
	
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	 No it doesn't.
	No it doesn't.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:03,
	
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	 He does.
	He does.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:05,
	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:21,
	
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	 In other news I am tempted to start early in the pub.
	In other news I am tempted to start early in the pub.
 	And by early I mean 
NOW.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:45,
	
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	 Now is an acceptable time.
	Now is an acceptable time.
 	You have my blessing.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:46,
	
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	 Well start a new thread about it Warwick
	Well start a new thread about it Warwick
 	
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	 I have already started two threads in the last 24 hours. Modesty prevents me from starting a third.
	I have already started two threads in the last 24 hours. Modesty prevents me from starting a third.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:49,
	
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	 I have sent back te useless headphones and ordered the normal ones i get
	I have sent back te useless headphones and ordered the normal ones i get
 	this is good news, although not necessarily for you
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:55,
	
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	 *writes this down*
	*writes this down*
 	This is dynamite stuff, Nakie-noo, keep it comin'.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:56,
	
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	 If you phone the BBC quickly they'll be able to headline this on the 6pm news.
	If you phone the BBC quickly they'll be able to headline this on the 6pm news.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:57,
	
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	 maybe we should 'tweet' them?
	maybe we should 'tweet' them?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:03,
	
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