About £250k inc house, records and guitars.
But my debts amount to about £190k it is far from 'all gravy'. I'm no Quentinesque boss money roller, to my great disappointment.

Alt: none, it's shit

Alt alt:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:44, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

They'll let any old fucker into the Scouts these days.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Bear Grylls is looking like a right bent chinky these days innee?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I'm genuinely impressed
Even at my worst I don't think I've been saddled with more then £10K of debt. How much do you reckon you could get for selling Battered? He's basically your bitch.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)

doubt he's worth much

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)

not if they pay by the inch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Moar bounce to the ounce

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Tune.
More flounce to the ounce more like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Which one the Zapp Band with Roger or the Heavy D one?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Zapp.
I have the 45, the B side (More Bounce part II) is marginally best.

Best utilised (as I'm sure you know) by EPMD on You Gots to Chill
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Sorry I'm outta here

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)

That was Diamond D you knob
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPqtTYkULfA

lol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)

LOLZ I forgot about that one
But I ment I'm out off here literally. Just got home and sipping on a beer.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:47, Reply)

It's all about marketing
That Willy Wonka chap is rumoured to be looking for a crawlspace-sized workforce
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)

£130k of that is mortgage, I'm not *that* cool.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)

well if you are including mortgages owed, then I owe around £150k
good times
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)

If I'd never remortgaged I'd only owe 60k now, on a 225k flat.
Gut-ted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

HAHA must suck to be you.
Oh, I was right, it does.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)

I blame Bob Diamond

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

I blame the Je...hang on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)

They're not allowed to cut their babies willies off in germany any more.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)

I heard about that on R4 on my morning stroll today.
Fascinating situation I think. One the one hand, yes stop mutilating babies but a v tricky situation for Ze Germansss as religious tolerance fits their post-war 'groovy cats' stance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Groovy cats.
On University Challenge last night, some fucker was doing a Bachelors degree in "Jazz Cello"

I nearly shat myself inside out with laughing. Jazz Cello, Nice..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)

What a fucking wanker.
You truly can do a degree in any old shit nowadays.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:39, Reply)

He's not trying, I owe at least £220K
assuming we're including mortgages.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)