Fucking shit, thanks for asking
Cracked the screen on my iPhone last night, came home to find calf A had encouraged calf B to shit himself and walk down the stairs trailing shite all the way. Dog then puked everywhere and I've been up since 3:30am
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:38, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

BASTARDS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)

All in all, sounds like a good day!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Customers sending threatening emails last night also helped
Thatchers Katy Cider is remarkably pleasant though, as I discovered last night. 7.4% and two bottles for £3 in Sainsburys. I will be returning this evening
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Thanks for making me feel better about my day.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I aim to please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Oh dear...
I'm trying not to giggle at that but I can't help it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)

You can laugh on my behalf
I'm currently having a serious sense of humour failure
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)