My physics teacher
was Mr Higgs Bosun.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:22, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

My physics teacher was called
"Mr IntelligentDesign"

!!!!
( Kroney, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Was his fave band Genesis?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)

that's nothing, I had a teacher called Mr Hopps.
He just got hauled in front of a tribunal for locking a fellow teacher in a cupboard and just being a prick in general.

It was on the BBC website a couple of months ago.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Our French teacher was a proper window licker.
The blackboards had stationary cupboards behind them and he'd open one and talk into it for a bit. Obviously the rumour went around that his family was here illegally and living in the blackboard cupboards.

Children are idiots.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)

did he get tribunalled for being a dick?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Nah
His family weren't really in there, you see.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Where had he hidden them?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)

in CQ's 'tache.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)