I can't understand anyone admitting to real people that they post on internet boards, let alone a board populated by proper mentals

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:48, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Yeah, I'll admit it was an awkward conversation.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)

no,no really they're funny people
just never read that board that's all, I'M FUCKING WARNING YOU
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Were you there?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)

hahahaha
I can imagine the conversation, 'but I spend more time talking to them than I do you...'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Were you there too?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)

So go on then.
Tell us the truth, what did you tell her.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)

I went for the 'mumbling teenager with something to hide from his parents' approach
She was deeply suspicious.
Then I mentioned that it was someone's birthday and she thought that was a bit more acceptable.
She still isn't entirely comfortable with me going though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Should have told her it was a bender convention
And you were both invited, she'd have said 'Not really my thing, but you go'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:10, Reply)

She'd never have bought that a certified red-blooded hetero like me would be going to that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)