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Non-shedEvening all. Still fucking working. Pah!
What are you lot up too? Not that anyone is there...anyone?
Hello?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:23,
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I'm at work too.Exciting stuff eh
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:29,
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I'm off for a coffee, do you want one I can pour it down the internet for you if you like(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:29,
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PleaseJust black will do, ta
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:30,
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I've just seen disasterprones b4sh on calendarOnly five months too late, where were they when he really needed them !?!?!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:32,
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there's a load of queers here(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:35,
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Freaking all sorts, from arranging paperclips to wiping up the spilt coffeesometimes they let me site acquire, construct, develop and manage commercial and residential portfolios, act as finance director, and deal with industrial tribuanls and other multi-disciplinary teams, but only if I've been a good boy and finished all my tea.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:40,
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There are several sites in York where residential and commercial construction commenced in 2007 or so and haven't been completed.Also loads of prime wasteland sites near my office in Leeds crying out for redevelopment.
But as you're always so mean to Emvee and Happy Phantom there's no way you'll be allowed anywhere near that shit.
:'(
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In Rory's defence, he's equally mean to all(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:46,
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Outside of London things are fairly deadEveryone's all city centred flated out
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:47,
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York Central.Got signed off but then never started because of the 2008 thing.
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Yer, that's everywhere. I was at a well lol auction in Dublin last week, freaking awesome sites going for a pittanceLondon's still doing pretty well for itself though
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:50,
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You should have seen what the area round your office looked like in 2005.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:32,
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I get to do upgrades for no extra moneyYay....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:45,
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so i don't have to pay any extra for barebackfucking sweet, chuck in your kids and I'm all over that
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:48,
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I'm full of takeout pizzadrinking wine and watching Goon.
Cos it's my birthday, innit.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:34,
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cheeky fuckerI'm not your age yet.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:38,
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you don't look it(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:59,
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Not that I know what you look like but that COULD have been a complimentIt wasn't, but it could have been
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:04,
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You're never alone and friendless on your birthday when you've got the internet(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:35,
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and a credit card(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:37,
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+ a doll+ no self respect or dignity left
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:41,
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well thats a givenI'm posting here
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:43,
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Just finished home made chilli (made to my dad's recipe)Now listening to Frank Turner and drinking some cava. Just another quiet Thursday night in.
Life is pretty good but I could do with some chocolate or boiled sweets. Any volunteers to go get them for me?
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I liked the look of the Jamie Oliver one he did on TV yesterdayHe used brisket then cooked it like pulled pork
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:44,
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He appeared to make a good chilli though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:49,
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I have no ill feeling towards him(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:51,
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even a stopped clock can steal a decent recipe off somebody else without crediting them(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:00,
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Chilli should be made with lumps of meat NOT minceTrufax.
The one with brisket sounds good, I'll look it up.
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He scored one big chunk of it and rubbed with spices then browned in a panLooked fucking lovely
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:51,
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I have wine, The Sopranos and a shit load of email to catch up on(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:43,
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arseflapsEvery time I come back from a smoke on the roof if somebody on a higher floor than mine has called the lift I get off and wander down the corridor without realising it's the wrong floor.
Every. Fucking. Time.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:01,
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It's 6 floorsfuck that.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:12,
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I like the fresh airand the view.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:23,
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Fair enoughWalk down though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:26,
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I did justcan't walk up though, it takes me five minutes before I've got enough breath back to have a cigarette.
/lessonlearnedfail
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:42,
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Did you just delete that there 'dozer?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:21,
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Finally finished my work!!Woop and indeed dee-doo
Cava and shite film time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:27,
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goon is pretty good so far(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:37,
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Anyone still there?I'm finally sitting down for the first time since getting in from work, having been up since 5.20am.
It is fair to say that I am knackered.
But now I have beer and a new record to listen to.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:32,
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I am also knackered.I may have one more tab and glass of wine and shuffle off to bed. Unless you make me a better offer.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:33,
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I'm not sure I can top a tab, wine and bed.How are you Davvo? Made any decision on which lucky employer gets to provide your next contract yet?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:36,
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wake up, he's asking you to cyber phone sex himphoar
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:38,
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COR!Sexy phone times ahoy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:40,
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I CN TXT DRTY!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:08,
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Apart from being knackered I'm good, tangles. I have an interview on Tuesday.If offered the job it won't be to start until September, by which time I hope I'll have heard about an extension where I am now, which may swing the decision.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:39,
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Ta.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:08,
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Evening benders!How are you all?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:39,
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Alright Jeff, you big bummer.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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Booked a hotel yet for the Sept bash?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:42,
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Almost.I have train tickets.
The mrs still thinks you are all going to bum and murder me though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:43,
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Why do you think I'm trying to find out what hotel you are in.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:45,
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You've been grooming me ever since this went on the calendar.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:46,
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Obviously, it would help if we knew were it was being held.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:59,
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I can't understand anyone admitting to real people that they post on internet boards, let alone a board populated by proper mentals(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:48,
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Yeah, I'll admit it was an awkward conversation.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:49,
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no,no really they're funny peoplejust never read that board that's all, I'M FUCKING WARNING YOU
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:51,
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hahahahaI can imagine the conversation, 'but I spend more time talking to them than I do you...'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:57,
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So go on then.Tell us the truth, what did you tell her.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:01,
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I went for the 'mumbling teenager with something to hide from his parents' approachShe was deeply suspicious.
Then I mentioned that it was someone's birthday and she thought that was a bit more acceptable.
She still isn't entirely comfortable with me going though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:06,
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Should have told her it was a bender conventionAnd you were both invited, she'd have said 'Not really my thing, but you go'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:10,
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She'd never have bought that a certified red-blooded hetero like me would be going to that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:12,
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train tickets!Cheers tangles, I need to book for this weekend.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:57,
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disasterprone, didn't make it :((
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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Not even coming to his own bash, the ungrateful cadaver.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:42,
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I'll miss him knighting fat trollops on the internet mostwell that and being the board crackhead, like zammo but more edgy
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:44,
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Why are none of the new people interesting like this?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:47,
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in the good old days there used to be drama, intrigue, and surpriseyou wouldn't know who'd end up in the papers next. My personal favourite was the outing of TFS on talk
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:49,
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I don't know that one.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:51,
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Google "Tim Dingle" and you'll get the gist.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:56,
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This Tim Dingle?www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-525548/Headteacher-sacked-pursuing-lovers-school-webcam.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:01,
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COMEDY AT THE GEORGE LOLLERS(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:03,
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And who could forget the morning reports.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:03,
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I'd be well gutted though, Edmund and his prison sentence totally win that medical top trump battle(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:06,
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If I ever lose all touch with reality I'm definitely going to go down the I'm a made up doctor route(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:01,
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Even if you do. You'll never replace Craig.4eva in our hands. No, seriously Doc, that hurts. I think you've fucked that right up. You cunt! I've just put down a deposit on a new piano as well.
'Never mind, I'm sure one of my wives plays'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:06,
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You haven't really made it until your online antics end up in the Daily Mail(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:07,
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It's a tawdry rag.The Scottish Daily Record on the other hand... there's quality sleaze, right there.
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Is that who you think captured your story most accurately?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:14,
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Personally, I think it was that telly programme that Dominic Whatsisname presented a couple of years ago.I can't remember the name of it, but they did an interview with Georgia and they got some nice shots of her tits. I broke Sky Plus wanking over the memories.
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I can't helpBut think of a Mary Whitehouse Experience 'catchphrase' to this news.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:44,
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That's you, that is.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:56,
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