If I ever lose all touch with reality I'm definitely going to go down the I'm a made up doctor route

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:01, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Even if you do. You'll never replace Craig.
4eva in our hands. No, seriously Doc, that hurts. I think you've fucked that right up. You cunt! I've just put down a deposit on a new piano as well.

'Never mind, I'm sure one of my wives plays'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:06, Reply)

You haven't really made it until your online antics end up in the Daily Mail

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:07, Reply)

It's a tawdry rag.
The Scottish Daily Record on the other hand... there's quality sleaze, right there.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Is that who you think captured your story most accurately?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Personally, I think it was that telly programme that Dominic Whatsisname presented a couple of years ago.
I can't remember the name of it, but they did an interview with Georgia and they got some nice shots of her tits. I broke Sky Plus wanking over the memories.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)