This is a new quote from my father:
'The view from here on the news is that you Londoners are thoroughly pissed off at the Olympics cost and heavy military presence in the streets and security overload. Necessary now but brought upon you at your expense just to let a bunch of people run circles around each other in skimpy shorts. Bah, humbug, I say. HMQ's Jubilee was splendid but this is obnoxious and full of foreign types. The last time the streets were full of soldiers, we were trying to keep foreigners at bay.
Love from Dad and Sue who, though foreign, isn't completely beyond the pale'

Good old dad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:31, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I like the "completely" qualification.

( Kroney, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)

It's plain to see where I get it all from, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

yeah, your lesbian mums

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

*adjusts dungarees*
No idea what you're on about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)

You're the Boyce, try and understand it
/Farnham
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)

haha!
clicks
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Like it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)

heres one from mine
"Your dog farted"
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)