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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tattoos make you look common.Alt: I like R4's hilarious panel show Quote Unquote with Nigel Rees, who is in no way an irritating little prick presenting a terminally unfunny programme.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:38,
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His 70s 'graffiti' books are in no way terminally shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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Nigel Rees’ Book of Humorous GraffitiThis is the Koran for that after-dinner speaker. A quick tip for you. If you’re ever doing an after-dinner speech, you say, “My Lords, Ladies and gentlemen. Sorry I’m late, I just popped to the toilet. And while I was in there I saw some graffiti and it said ‘I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure’”. Straight away you’ve for them by the Jaffas. It’s witty. Not like a lot of the graffiti you see these days in toilets. It’s just crude. Like, you know, touch my this. Suck my such and such. Something all over my whatever.
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