Chuck Norris
*edit if you aint seen none of his films that will not make sense*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:32, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

And his ACTION PANTS!
www.stpaulksw.com/blog/wp-content/images/chuck-norris-action-jeans-1.jpg
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:34, Reply)

WOW I so need to get a pair of action pants....
I can mail them to Krooney for his belated 10th B3TA day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:36, Reply)

I like you chickenlady, but yet I'm terrified of you......
Should I be?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Probably.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Did I mention how nice Krooney is and errrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm............
Rich, errrrrmmmmm and good looking and errrrrrrrrmrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, not at all very French
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Is that proper French, or just south of Watford French?
Everything south of Watford is French, apparently. Certainly everything below Maidstone in Kent is part of Nord Pas de Calais. FACT.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Everyone needs Chuck Norris action pants
They should be handed out with Winter fuel payments, or Family tax credits, and student loans.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:38, Reply)

And to paperboys and mailmen
That will sort out the povvo dogs
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:39, Reply)

But not to courier drivers
because they always say they called when you weren't in and in fact the bastards had a tea break instead of knocking. Either that or they're watching my house waiting for me to go the loo, then they ring the bell.
They don't deserve action pants.
The elderly ought to get them... but with extra room in the gusset to allow for incontinence pads or colostomy bags. The NHS could save millions.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:44, Reply)

Lets employ the eldery to get them with incontinence pads and colostomy bags
when they are on tea breaks
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:46, Reply)

Excellent plan
*handshakes*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:47, Reply)

*high fives*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:48, Reply)

*burps*
Sorry, it's the wine.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:48, Reply)

I just ran out of wine
It's just...er, I can't put into words, it's like...er...fuck.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:50, Reply)

And on that note
I'm heading to bed.
zzzzzzzzzz
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Nice to talk
Goodnight
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:53, Reply)

So I guess you know of this krooney?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:52, Reply)