On the 39th year(to the day) I'm in mourning.
What do you mourn for?

Why do we miss out on the drama's on here?

Lets have a hissy fit all of our own.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:45, 37 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Is it really that long since Figmaus' mate died?
Seems like only this morning we heard about it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)

Thats harsh Tangles,
You just dont care about the pain of Figmaus no MOAR
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)

I mourn for common sense and humanity in the world
if you ain't in the deleted thread, you don't know, man.
*flounces off *
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)

You uncaring reprobate you......
I spit on your horn rimmed specs
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:03, Reply)

hur hur
you said "horn" and "rimmed".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Add a horney and rimming to get 13 years old lols

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:08, Reply)

needs MOAR sheds

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:11, Reply)

FULLNESS, TO THE FULLNESS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)

I just totes lolled at pooflake
The fat cunt really does care about B3ra far too much.

It must make up for his only friend being Captain Tedium.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:16, Reply)

You need to leave out on the bullying leave (BRITTNY) pooflake alone

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:21, Reply)

valid criticism =/= bullying
Mmkay?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Lighten up
OHHHHHHH why what did he do to you at a bash?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:28, Reply)

What are you mourning for?
Is it your birthday and no one made you a cake?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)

The death of Bruce Lee.
He was my dad and drove a JCB
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Did Bruce Lee really die 39 years ago?
I've never seen any of his films and probably never will.

Didn't it get terribly drafty driving a JCB without a shirt on?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)

He was to cool to notice

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:30, Reply)

And too busy flinging those chuck things around
Chuck steak - that's what he should have had.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:32, Reply)

Chuck Norris
*edit if you aint seen none of his films that will not make sense*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:32, Reply)

And his ACTION PANTS!
www.stpaulksw.com/blog/wp-content/images/chuck-norris-action-jeans-1.jpg
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:34, Reply)

WOW I so need to get a pair of action pants....
I can mail them to Krooney for his belated 10th B3TA day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:36, Reply)

I like you chickenlady, but yet I'm terrified of you......
Should I be?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Probably.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Did I mention how nice Krooney is and errrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm............
Rich, errrrrmmmmm and good looking and errrrrrrrrmrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, not at all very French
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Is that proper French, or just south of Watford French?
Everything south of Watford is French, apparently. Certainly everything below Maidstone in Kent is part of Nord Pas de Calais. FACT.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Everyone needs Chuck Norris action pants
They should be handed out with Winter fuel payments, or Family tax credits, and student loans.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:38, Reply)

And to paperboys and mailmen
That will sort out the povvo dogs
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:39, Reply)

But not to courier drivers
because they always say they called when you weren't in and in fact the bastards had a tea break instead of knocking. Either that or they're watching my house waiting for me to go the loo, then they ring the bell.
They don't deserve action pants.
The elderly ought to get them... but with extra room in the gusset to allow for incontinence pads or colostomy bags. The NHS could save millions.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:44, Reply)

Lets employ the eldery to get them with incontinence pads and colostomy bags
when they are on tea breaks
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:46, Reply)

Excellent plan
*handshakes*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:47, Reply)

*high fives*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:48, Reply)

*burps*
Sorry, it's the wine.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:48, Reply)

I just ran out of wine
It's just...er, I can't put into words, it's like...er...fuck.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:50, Reply)

And on that note
I'm heading to bed.
zzzzzzzzzz
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Nice to talk
Goodnight
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:53, Reply)

So I guess you know of this krooney?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:52, Reply)

A hissy fit eh?
Er...you flippin' scoundrel! *slaps with glove*
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Kippers at dawn

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)