red apples can gtfo
I don't much like fish, but I love taramasalata.

alt: yes, thenk you, the sun makes all the difference. However I missed the /OT breakdowns, can someone fill me in?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Clearly you've never had a Jazz Apple,
they're delicious.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I had a Jazz Apple with your mum and almost put my back out
morning/evening poppet, who's on your hit list today?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)

You are for starters you shithead.
You leave my mother out of this place, she's done NOTHING to you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I've done a lot to her, though. A LOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)

yeah but you're a slag, I expect you to.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)

sl f
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)

that too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)

*runs post through seriousness analysis algorithm*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Why is it, that I've had a great day, and I'm still in a shit mood huh?
it's not fucking fair.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:56, Reply)

you are obviously a menkle
try gin, i find that works. Or find yourself a puppy to play with
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:58, Reply)

just make sure it's not one of those man eating poisonous Australian puppies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:58, Reply)

I hate puppies. Nowhere near as cute as kittens.
and thanks for reminding me that I have no access to either of them. You cunt.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:01, Reply)

meowbify.com/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Oh I do like that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)