Re your Alt...
I hope you'll be over this by September. Not sure I fancy a hip hop night out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:26, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

like you won't be too cunted to understand any of it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)

That isn't the point.
I don't have 'da riddum' for a hip hop night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Catholic night?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Those bitchez be guilt trippin'

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)

You could see my freestyle breaks

( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

I dunno Jeff, give it a go.
Have a listen to the fabriclive mix by DJ Spinbad. It's great.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Hahaha "spinbad"
Like the sailor. I get it.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Hahaha "Kroney"

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)

I don't always take the piss, you know.

( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)

dunno why you laugh though.
It's just a stage name, it's like when bands have a name rather than just calling themselves 'Tony, John, Brian and David'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Monty has their first yellow vinyl gatefold sleeve limited edition 12"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)

I thought the pun was funny.
I like puns. It was quite clever because it's "Spinbad", "spin" for the DJ bit, "bad" being the colloquial "street" term for "sick", "illin'" or otherwise "good" ie "badass". It also references a pirate. Pirates are also "sick", "illin'" or otherwise "good" ie "badass".

In conclusion, I "laughed" because it was "funny".
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)

I got called a pirate in Nation of Shopkeepers
Even though their door policy proscribes them.

I even explained 'the angry pirate' to the barman.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)

I have never successfully delivered a completed Angry Pirate.
I have tried though. I have tried.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)