prove it queer.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:29, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Have you fucked your sister?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)

i fucked YOUR sister,
but no, alas, i have no sister.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Then, sir, you are not Bert.
And I'm afraid if you fucked my sister* I'm going to have to let you know you should probably get yourself checked out pretty soon. You might not have long left.

*I don't have a sister, so I can only assume it was my brother in drag.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I knew girls weren't supposed to have cocks,
but he was so persuasive, and i had had at least 3 breezers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Apparently he is a caring and considerate lover.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)

he takes it like a lady,
and gives like a stallion.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)

YOU'VE GOT HIM ON THE ROPES HERE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)

DID YOU THREATEN TO OVERRULE YOUR SISTER?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)

If not, why not? Everyone else has.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)