Apple in sausages most definitely = WRONG
Myself, I also have a problem with beef sausages. FUCK OFF. Sausages are Pork.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:33, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm witcha, brah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Damn straight, yo.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Venison?

( Kroney, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:35, Reply)

You askin'?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:36, Reply)

Bit on the deer side.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Badum tish!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Lou Reed's less etc zzzzzz kill me now.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)

No probs with venison sausages as long as pork fat is added in fairly large amounts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Monty, my new job's based in Moaty World.
Should I have it drafted into my contract that Friday's lunch should take the form of a box of fried chicken and a four pack of lager, to be delivered incoherently by a washed up footballer bearing a fishing rod?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Michael Owen is available

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:18, Reply)

Sausages should just be meat based.
A bit of herbs and pepper are acceptable, but fruit ffs?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Nature provided a fruit sausage in the form of a banana.
This is the only time it is acceptable.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)

But bananas are minging.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:42, Reply)

INCORRECT!
Bananas are brilliant. But not when they have brown spots all over them, like an old person's hands. Then they are wrong.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:42, Reply)

I do not like bananas
bananas, I don't like
if you offer me a 'nana
you can take a fucking hike.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Well that's you struck off the list of invites to my banana party.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Oh yeah, I've heard all about you and your 'banana' parties, you fucking pervert.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:47, Reply)

"Hey, this banana doesn't taste like banana"

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)