I'm too old for camping
You should get airconditioning, it's freezing at my desk.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 8:30, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I haven't been camping since I stopped going to festivals.
This time around things should be altogether more civilised.

Oh hang on, I'm going with Stunned poster.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 8:40, Reply)

I can't imgine doing it by choice these days
A festival type event would be the only time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)

The last two times I camped the airbed deflated.
Woke up with a completely fucked back. It's hotels or nowt these days.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I spent a happy two hours watching my mate's know-it-all girlfriend "know" how to pump up an airbed
Then pointed out that she had left the plug out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Slow punctures, both times.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)

i bought one of those self-inflating rollm at things
by bought i mean salvaged after a festival.
REALLY good. unroll it, top it up a bit, boom- instant sleeping area, and SHITLOADS more room in the tent. plus you don't lose shit down the sides. it's kinda like giant bubblewrap with a nylon cover.. i like a firm mattress, and most airbeds intact or not don't stay firm under 98kg of primate.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)