i took my dog to the vet yesterday, she has a knot on her leg she's been gnawing at
Apparently it's self-mutilation because she is full of nervous energy, so they put her on antipsychotics.
This makes me glad, hoping it makes her normal
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:17, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Only in america would they perscribe mental health drugs to a dog
she probably needs more excercise and a more stable home life, dogs are pretty simple really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)

I much prefer cats.
Dogs are thick fuckers.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)

thick fuckers harder to convince to lick Whiskas off your bell-end
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)

oh boy but what a result when they do!
that gorgeous, sandpaper-y tongue

nom
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)

and such accessable arseholes!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)

...that it previously used to lick its own arsehole

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

saucy cunts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

+ self

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

?????

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)

i think he was going for 'self-sauces, cunts'
you have to know naked ape for a while before you "get" him
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)

You get me don't you Quints?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)

i got you, babe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)

dont be stupid

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Dogs are fascists too.
When was the last time you saw a police cat?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

cats are too lazy to enforce anything other than nap time

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

You own a dog
A cat owns you.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)