I'm sweaty

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:28, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

+a
+ virgin, sat on a stool in my underpants in my mum's basement, looking longingly at the window as if somehow , by some miracle I might find the strength of will to peel my spotty backside off my stool and go outside and engage with the world. but I won't i never do.

*plays Skyrim some more*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)

:(

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Monty.
Pleased to meet you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)

sweaty, sweaty, sweaty

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)

It's days like this that make me seriously consider
swapping my habitual cotton trunk for a brief on account of persistantly clingy ballbags.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

What a simply delightful mental image. Thank you *so* much.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Much like the flight crew in successful WW2 film "The Memphis Belle"
I'm having to manually drop the landing gear.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Do you have a small man secreted in your anus, shooting at any enemy "aircraft" behind you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

No, he would be the bum aimer

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)

The Foo Fighters' less successful followup single.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

i believe that this is true of every subsquent single they have produced since 1995

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Yeah narrow it down Kroners

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Or you'll be learning to love again.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)

*doesn't get*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

It's a lyric from the popular Foo Fighters song
that I referenced above.

God, Monty. I thought you knew music?
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Not by those dullards.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I find them achingly beautiful.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)

that's no way to talk about your mum's tits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)

don't rope me into this shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I read that as "drown Kroners" and without any consious though my head started nodding.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Lots of support for that.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)

My gazbox has gone crazy about it!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)

gaz
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)