1) Nope, although before even reading their theories, I thought it sounded something like a volcano.
2
a) I quite like the fact that he went there of his own volition, although part of me wonders if it was a publicity stunt. The suggestion I saw that amused me greatly was one of rather than going to see the patients, dress the shooter up as the Joker, dress Bale up as Batman, and just let Bale 'beat the living shit out of him' /assaultlolz

b) I was offered tickets to the Archery by the Missus, was actually very tempted, but I couldn't get the day off work, which is a bit of a shitter. I can't think of a reason why they'd choose Elton John for it though, something about a big red ring?

Chariots of Fire for the Mens 100m, but for it to work, they'd have to run really, really slowly.
Alternatively, Yakety Sax for the Womens 800m, but they'd have to run really quickly.

Alt: I missed my bus this morning, and as such missed out on a bacon sandwich. Does that help at all?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:49, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Archery ABC "shoot that poison arrow"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Maybe a chinese man covering Alexei Sayle's 'classic'
"Arrow John Gotta New Motor"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:52, Reply)

hahaha
Or a Cantonese cover of 'Hello' by Rionel Litchie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:54, Reply)

THERE YOU GO!
This is better - not just a list of jumping related songs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:54, Reply)

you'd have to be some kind of cunt to make such a weak effort

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)

You are SO RIGHT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)