HTC Desire HD.
Way better than iPhones.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:06, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

havinga smart phone that isn't an I-phone is basically you telling the world that you are a povvo who can't afford an iphone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Are you chanelling Steve Jobs?
I didn't have you down as a sheepish fashion victim, Nakers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Me neither.
I had him as firmly in the 'bent spastic' camp.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)

The least popular of all the Scouts summer trips

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)

baa
I really like my iphone and the only complaint i have would be the battery
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

would be the battery apart from Asperger's is bum-AIDS. And leprosy. And some other shit they don't even have names for yet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)

In that case we can name it after you can't we
"i have a nasty dose of monty-palsy with some Boyceitis of the cock"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)

No we can't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)

You're an idiot.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)

He went into 'Phones4U'
and they knew he was coming so they remerchandised the whole shop so it was all iPhones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I can't help it you you can't a afford a decent phone on an administrator's wage
Keep your bitterness to yourself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I'm not an administrator by the way.
My main reason for not having an iPhone is I hate iTunes, they're good phones but I don't buy a phone to prove how much I earn, that is ridiculous. If you bought a non apple smart phone you'd have that extra £10-£15 a month plus £100ish to invest in something for your kid.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Like prophylactics.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Or 'silence-bribe sweets'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)

i have one of these,
its amazing, except the volume rocker fell off.
However, on the plus side, its been in the river twice and survived.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)