I thought it was?
Maybe not, it was a long time ago and I was drunk.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:04, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Nope

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

I'm a little worried that you know what my first story was.
If you were Rory with his dossier, i'd understand.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)

it's almost as if i'm the only person who posts here with any retentive capacity whasoever
i get gazzed HOW DO U NOE ALL DIS STUF MAN ???!1
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Oi, I haven't gazzed you that for ages.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Not difficult to find anyone's
Mine
Yours
Cavy's

Etc
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Holy Line Breaks Batman.
Also, my very first post ever seems amazingly prescient now.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

this one's my favourite

Mostly seems to be when it comes to girls...

That i turn into an absolute twunt.

Such as -

Shagging a girl, and having to jump off when my girlfriend arrived downstairs.

Spending 2 weeks convincing my girlfriend to sleep with me for the first time ("If you love me you will") and the day after she does, I go out and pull 2 other girls.

Shagging my best mates girlfriend

Cheating on a girlfriend, after much grovelling she got back with me at 5pm on a Friday. At 8 o clock I had my tongue down her best friends throat.

Although I'll never beat my older brother, for his classic.

Brother: So should I expect a suck (blow job for the more innocent b3tans) tonight?
Ugly Girl: No, I'm not that kind of girl.
B: You should be, you might get some. Doors on the left, see you later.

He actually kicked her out

They are secrets, but whether I feel guilty about them is another thing....

(
Agnostic Antichrist is dead
, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:33, I like this!, More)
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I saw that and immediately thought of you

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I deleted my first ever post
as I fucked up putting a picture up. My first QOTW would be lost amongst all the crap as I posted when it was just a thread. I expect it was a piece of literary genius
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)