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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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hey monty.Piss off you nonce.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:38,
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i need an effective way of keeping birds from eating the lawn seed,And I'm not getting a cat, and I'm terrible with an air rifle.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:41,
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Keep the lawn seed in the packet, in a locked cupboard 100% effective trufax(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:48,
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TOO LATE FOR THAT!OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:48,
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i'm not digging it up again to lay cables.I'm just going to run up and down it screaming and waving my arms until it germinates I reckon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:58,
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no need, buy some roles of chicken wire, lay then across the "lawn"attach to the mains, safe lawn + roasted pigeon, it's win/win WP
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:59,
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Roles?You LARP flid. Only you could have a LARP character that is some fucking wire, Nakers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:04,
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i like this. I'm off to homebase in the morning. I even have installed an outside plug for the pond pump, but fuck the frogs, I'm getting deep fried sparrow.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:09,
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