Norwich is lovely and, more importantly,
it's not full of fucking Brummies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:06, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

And if you get divorced you're still brother and sister, right?
I went to some little village near Norwich just once. I was sharing a room with my friend. The evil middle aged inbreds running the guesthouse assumed we were lezzers and were really quite rude to us. We LoL'd. Then on the Sunday I went home and my mate's black bf arrived to spend the next 2 days with her. Turned out if there was one thing they liked less than lesbians, it was African men. Really horrible cunts they were.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Norfolk does have chronic blacklack
In fairnes, they assumed you were a lesbian because you look like a lesbian
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Only in your dreams
Put that puckered quivering arsehole away, nobody's going to kiss it for you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I'm sure I don't know what you mean
I assume it's some kind of lezzer code
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Something like that
But less lezzers and more your shameful bumhumming ways
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)

You've got African men written all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)

In spunk?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)

You are so hot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I try

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)