Mrs Vagabond is one of those Irishes.
She's also quite fond of wearing black clothes.

When we got hitched last year in Vegas, I thought I'd get her a parasol to keep the sun off her pale skin.

I thought I'd get her a black one, to go with her general attire.

I thought it would be useful if the parasol were also waterproof, just in case it did rain any time during our honeymoon.

... and it was then that I realised.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:51, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

that you were marrying a miserable goth?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Mrs Vagabond is very happy.
As would you be if you'd met me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)

are you threatening to bum me?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Always.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)

To be sure

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)

i used to have a parasol
it was great and works as an eccentric affectation. I might have to get one again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)

"i am a la-ady!"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I've got to convince someone

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)

flash 'em your growler

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:03, Reply)

...that you were a massive chutney and your marriage was a sham?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)