Sorry, are we supposed to care about this?
Only I charge extra for agony aunting.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:30, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You don't have to care in order to Agony Aunt
Observe:

There there Stuj
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)

I know I don't HAVE to care.
In fact, I DON'T care.
But I CAN charge extra on top for putting on a slightly concerned expression and being insincerely sympathetic to the mug's self-inflicted woes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Wait...
There's money to be had in false empathy?

Fucks sakes, I've been giving it away for free
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

HAH! You FOOL!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I mean,
HAH! You FOOL *False empathic expression* There, there, poor Darth. It'll be ok.
Invoice is in the post.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)

You've taught me the error of my ways Stuj
The missus is in for a nasty shock next time she's on the blob
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Never mind all that.
You've got 7 days to get that invoice paid or I'll be hiring Amberl to 'collect payment with extreme prejudice'.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

*goes to def con bongle*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)

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( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)

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( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)